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  Planning world domination through social media for an amazing rock and roll brand #socialmedia

  Tweet this Tweeted by AlexCraven – Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:18pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  Just finished his 15th implementation of Microsoft Dynamics CRM. Wow what a ride!

  Tweet this Tweeted by jake_horn – Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:13pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  I need more twitter followers, because I am interesting!

  Tweet this Tweeted by jake_horn – Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:06pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  Also, in order to buy the things I sell on Craigslist, your email must have decent grammar. That's right, I'm that much of a grammar nazi!

  Tweet this Tweeted by justwinston – Thu Jan 19, 2012 4:43pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  Up late picking out clothes. Son's Harvard interview is Sat., followed soon by Princeton and Yale...

  Tweet this Tweeted by CharlesMBlow – Fri Jan 6, 2012 4:54am UTC – 0 Comments
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  Just realized I'd been sitting in my $250 oak dining chair for the last 1/2 hour instead of my $1K-ish Aeron. I'm a freakin' idiot.

  Tweet this Tweeted by josephcooney – Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:07pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  Never thought it'd be so difficult to find a caterer for coffee in #NYC!

  Tweet this Tweeted by blakestar – Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:57pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  Can you use twitter to get dates in Dallas? Hehe

  Tweet this Tweeted by jake_horn – Fri Jan 20, 2012 5:06pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Wed May 20, 2009 9:47pm UTC – 14 Comments
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  I feel bad for you if you dont have an iPhone

  Tweet this Tweeted by ErikaDubb – Tue Jan 17, 2012 11:37pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't.

  Tweet this Tweeted by JohnCMayer – Tue May 19, 2009 8:30pm UTC – 19 Comments
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  I gave my cleaning lady a raise today, even though she didn't ask, as my own little contribution to fighting the recession.

  Tweet this Tweeted by brettschulte – Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:49pm UTC – 31 Comments
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  Flying first class #upinthesky

  Tweet this Tweeted by MegglesRuth – Fri Jan 6, 2012 7:59pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  Went to the gym this morning. As I left, everyone said I was the best!

  Tweet this Tweeted by serafinowicz – Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:19am UTC – 22 Comments
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  fan belt light came on in the 911 so now I'm driving the Cayenne Turbo S - the backup, backup car. Trying not to think about the Tesla...

  Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:10pm UTC – 12 Comments
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  The people who say I'm arrogant and shallow don't see me when I'm at home with my wife. Did I mention that she's a former swimsuit model?

  Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Sun May 31, 2009 7:47pm UTC – 14 Comments
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  228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I'd fuck myself if I were flexible enough.

  Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Mon Jun 1, 2009 12:07pm UTC – 27 Comments
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  Fucked up the Benz today! 2nd car in a month! Its ok tho sushi & sake with my bestie roxy!

  Tweet this Tweeted by chanelwestcoast – Wed May 20, 2009 5:10am UTC – 17 Comments
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  I make multi-million $ decisions on a regular basis -- why is it soooo difficult to decide what to do with my hair?

  Tweet this Tweeted by MKReflections – Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:04am UTC – 9 Comments
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  it makes me sad, the more I have success the more people don't like me....

  Tweet this Tweeted by iamsammis – Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:20pm UTC – 13 Comments
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  Girl at the gym was checking me out, I could tell she wanted me. A Philly 8, but she had sweaty arm pits. I don't date girls that sweat.

  Tweet this Tweeted by ArthurKadeInc – Sun May 31, 2009 9:01pm UTC – 20 Comments
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  If you want to avoid the footballs, my blog has some really good links. I'm impressed with myself. http://t.co/0nbLPnpB

  Tweet this Tweeted by justwinston – Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:14am UTC – 0 Comments
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  Look, Im not saying Im better at tweeting than you, Im just saying.. 120 people care what i say, about 30 care what you say @MatthewDonnelly

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  Oh the tragedy, the Spa is closed. I guess I will have to satisfy myself with drinking all the Bollinger and Alicante Bouchet instead.

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  darling, your ugly with and without makeup. please stop trying, its a waste of makeup.

  Tweet this Tweeted by _luuuuuce – Sat Dec 24, 2011 4:38pm UTC – 0 Comments

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