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Caddyshack. Haven't seen it. Sure seems like a dated, overhyped, racist, misogynist turd.
Tweet this Tweeted by jameshutson – Fri May 11, 2012 11:46pm UTC – 0 Comments
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What you run away from, will only come after you. ~ The Golden Mirror
Tweet this Tweeted by TheGoldenMirror – Sun May 6, 2012 2:04pm UTC – 0 Comments
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My Groovin the Moo ticket is in a nice plastic sleeve along with all the other things my EA printed out for me. #likeahipsterboss
Tweet this Tweeted by frala_fontaine – Sun May 13, 2012 6:24am UTC – 0 Comments
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OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me
Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Wed May 20, 2009 9:47pm UTC – 14 Comments
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Cleaning up contacts today on my outlook, came across Steve Jobs email and cell. RIP.
Tweet this Tweeted by JeffreyHayzlett – Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:34pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Work, study, eat, sleep, train, fight, fuck, lather, rinse, repeat.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Sun May 6, 2012 4:27am UTC – 0 Comments
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I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't.
Tweet this Tweeted by JohnCMayer – Tue May 19, 2009 8:30pm UTC – 20 Comments
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Guys, I'm not being funny and I hate to brag, but I've just made the best fucking houmous any of you have ever eaten.
Tweet this Tweeted by emmajayorama – Thu May 3, 2012 6:45pm UTC – 0 Comments
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I gave my cleaning lady a raise today, even though she didn't ask, as my own little contribution to fighting the recession.
Tweet this Tweeted by brettschulte – Thu Apr 23, 2009 10:49pm UTC – 31 Comments
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Forced to drink Coal Ila because @DocConnor has stolen all the remaining rose.
Tweet this Tweeted by frala_fontaine – Fri Apr 27, 2012 1:29pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Went to the gym this morning. As I left, everyone said I was the best!
Tweet this Tweeted by serafinowicz – Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:19am UTC – 22 Comments
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@johnddias HA… I wish -- I'm NOT GURU--- working on it though… ;)
Tweet this Tweeted by wsellers – Mon May 7, 2012 4:37pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Once again, I am VERY happy about something --- that I can't publicly talk about… :)
Tweet this Tweeted by wsellers – Mon May 7, 2012 4:09pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Decided if I ever become a millionaire, I'm travelling somewhere random, and giving a random person a ton of my money, just because.
Tweet this Tweeted by d4isycreek – Sat Apr 21, 2012 5:28pm UTC – 0 Comments
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fan belt light came on in the 911 so now I'm driving the Cayenne Turbo S - the backup, backup car. Trying not to think about the Tesla...
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:10pm UTC – 12 Comments
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The people who say I'm arrogant and shallow don't see me when I'm at home with my wife. Did I mention that she's a former swimsuit model?
Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Sun May 31, 2009 7:47pm UTC – 14 Comments
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228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I'd fuck myself if I were flexible enough.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Mon Jun 1, 2009 12:07pm UTC – 27 Comments
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I'm working poolside in my boxers all pissed off, then I thought "wait, I'm sitting in my boxers by the pool". Could be worse right?
Tweet this Tweeted by brettschulte – Wed Apr 25, 2012 2:04pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Fucked up the Benz today! 2nd car in a month! Its ok tho sushi & sake with my bestie roxy!
Tweet this Tweeted by chanelwestcoast – Wed May 20, 2009 5:10am UTC – 17 Comments
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I make multi-million $ decisions on a regular basis -- why is it soooo difficult to decide what to do with my hair?
Tweet this Tweeted by MKReflections – Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:04am UTC – 9 Comments
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it makes me sad, the more I have success the more people don't like me....
Tweet this Tweeted by iamsammis – Wed Apr 22, 2009 4:20pm UTC – 13 Comments
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Dear @carlospalma would u care to switch twitter names? I tweet way more than you do. :) almost 22k in 2 years! :) hoping you'd say yes!
Tweet this Tweeted by carlospalmaaa – Sun May 6, 2012 4:00am UTC – 0 Comments
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9 yr old expressing a strong desire to see Macbeth. Very tempted to take him, but is 9 a little young for Shakespeare?
Tweet this Tweeted by frala_fontaine – Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:23am UTC – 0 Comments
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Girl at the gym was checking me out, I could tell she wanted me. A Philly 8, but she had sweaty arm pits. I don't date girls that sweat.
Tweet this Tweeted by ArthurKadeInc – Sun May 31, 2009 9:01pm UTC – 20 Comments
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#Signofthetimes Château Lafite-Rothschild has reduced release price of their 2011 vintage by 56% to just £2,700 per 6 bottle case
Tweet this Tweeted by JPWNews – Fri Apr 27, 2012 9:19pm UTC – 0 Comments

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