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Unfollow that Twitter loser above this tweet you had to read one to many tweets to get to me. Next time I tweet it might be very important.
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Man! Why did I add so much more info to our SEO training class workbook? 177 pages take forever to print.
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Being inactive for 1 year and a half nearly,I don't understand why my blog still gets more subscribers everyday.Is it a message? :)
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Perhaps we should make people pay to interview so that they don't waste our time like so many do now.
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#NoOffense ladies, but if you are an 8 or a 9, hit the gym. Ya boy Claim only fuckin' with them #dimes. #biddies #hititfromtheback
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Just donated a stack of autographs to the homeless. Goddamn it feels good to #give. Changing lives, kid. #homeless #claimfans
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#1 if I say hi, I'm not hitting on you. #2 if I was I'd be better than any man you ever had. So go away, bitch
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March is going off!! Just had to knock back 3 jobs in the last hour-hate that. This is such an all or nothing business.
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I started writing today. I think I made a breakthrough because, it felt good.
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I live in my own little world; fucking deal with it and shut up.
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OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me
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Lunch time. Syncing 1tb of data from external I:/ to external W:/ then to the cloud.
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Great idea: online gift card exchange site fm @cardpool: http://su.pr/1oTY8F
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Apparently telling pussy jokes to 3rd graders taking a tour of our newsroom is frowned upon. Lesson learned.
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I've noticed alot of tweet's mention how "popular" "famous" or "awesome" the person is. Tweeters = Douchebags. I signed up just to say that.
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#Unreal, how many times do I need to go over this? I would never accept a friend request from a lame not on my level, im so #legendary son!
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My off the charts gorgeous wife wakes up says you wanna fool around? Then I'll make some coffee. My life is so much better than yours.
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I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't.
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Ugh, #thatssoannoying when one of my fans recognizes me and just WONT leave me alone. I guess I will finally admit it... I'm famous. Ugh.
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If u follow me jus 2 retweet wat I say on random blogs, u r LAME...and if u dont follow me yet have time to find & RT me, then u SUPERLAME
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I gave my cleaning lady a raise today, even though she didn't ask, as my own little contribution to fighting the recession.
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Was just reading an old post of mine about a customer-aware world - http://bit.ly/72PZ1U
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Went to the gym this morning. As I left, everyone said I was the best!
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Shit. Facebook won't let me add any more friends. Guess I've reached my quotoa....
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228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I'd fuck myself if I were flexible enough.