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   Dear terrible barista: if the latte I'm drinking is burning my tongue, you did it wrong. Next time, let's not scald the milk.

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   You know, you can ask the barista to steam your milk to a particular temperature. That way, you can get the latte just the way you like it AND still let everyone know what a pretentious jerk you are!

   @iamlucysnowe — Permalink

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   Those goofy ass glasses in his Twitter profile pic are pretentious enough!

   @TigerSteve — Permalink

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   Look this hipster mother fucker complaining about his latte. Too classic.

   @Lil_Claim — Permalink

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   she never saw your tweet, and is probably thinking to herself, "man, I scalded the guy's milk, and he didn't even confront me about it, nice!"

   @amysilstein — Permalink

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   asking for a hot drink then complaining that the drink is hot....way to go moron.

   @timayyyyy — Permalink