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   I put my pants on just like the rest of you - one leg at a time. Except, once my pants are on, I win Adjunct Professor of the Year Awards.

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   Sorry, I just think this is funny. In his place, I probably wouldn't have sent this tweet, but only because I would have been busy hiring a skywriter.

   @capertong — Permalink

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   It would be a big deal except he's talking about the University of Phoenix

   @crgonzalez — Permalink

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   I'm presuming this one's just cheeky and self-mocking...at least, I hope that's the case. Pretty funny regardless.

   @warincident — Permalink

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   he's paraphrasing christopher walken's character in the SNL "more cowbell" sketch. i'd imagine the self-importance is ironic.

   @StephieHell — Permalink

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   I loved the combination of his sweet young photo with that pompous self-important comment. Was VERY funny! Good one!

   @EllieAsksWhy — Permalink