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   228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I'd fuck myself if I were flexible enough.

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   makes me laugh every time

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   Haha, the mental images that this particular tweet alone causes are horrific, heh

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   Moron. This comment seals his fate as a flawed human

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   I'm really, really hoping this is a gag tweet made especially for #TTH

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   @kalena: His twitter stream says it's definitely not a gag tweet, haha

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   I'm sure he would eff himself if he could. Nobody else would.

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    you think he'd wear those sunglasses while he f'd himself?

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    i say we make him put his money where his mouth is....

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    Sounds like a perfect coupling.

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    Lots of people would take delight in saying, "Go f*** yourself" to him.

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    He may be flexible enough but his penis is to damn small !!!

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    When I got done reading his tweet, I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

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    You should just get yourself a butt plug and call it a night !!!

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    clearly a homosexual.

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    lo, this almost made me cry while laughing.. how can a human individual be such a dumbass? :O

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    Would you fuck me? I's fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

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    .....and I bet you get told to do precisely that, quite regularly.

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    gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "go **** yourself"

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    Go on. Give it a go. You never know - you might break your back.

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    Self-love is a lifelong romance.

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    hahaha! wheres brettschulte when you need him to stick up for this guy? xDDDD

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