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   228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I'd fuck myself if I were flexible enough.

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3. Comments: (22 so far)
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   makes me laugh every time

   @aisforaquabat — Permalink

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   Haha, the mental images that this particular tweet alone causes are horrific, heh

   @big_love — Permalink

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   Moron. This comment seals his fate as a flawed human

   @TheNickMasters — Permalink

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   I'm really, really hoping this is a gag tweet made especially for #TTH

   @kalena — Permalink

8. 5
   

   @kalena: His twitter stream says it's definitely not a gag tweet, haha

   @big_love — Permalink

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   I'm sure he would eff himself if he could. Nobody else would.

   @keithaxelrod — Permalink

10. 7
    

    you think he'd wear those sunglasses while he f'd himself?

    @thisisdavek — Permalink

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    i say we make him put his money where his mouth is....

    @michaelcummings — Permalink

12. 9
    

    Sounds like a perfect coupling.

    @jjdonkey — Permalink

13. 10
    

    Lots of people would take delight in saying, "Go f*** yourself" to him.

    @BrianAdExec — Permalink

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    He may be flexible enough but his penis is to damn small !!!

    @Ipopcorks — Permalink

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    When I got done reading his tweet, I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

    @myllissa — Permalink

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    You should just get yourself a butt plug and call it a night !!!

    @BoSox4Monavie — Permalink

17. 14
    

    clearly a homosexual.

    @buntaropup — Permalink

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    lo, this almost made me cry while laughing.. how can a human individual be such a dumbass? :O

    @esophagos — Permalink

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    Would you fuck me? I's fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

    @MrDeath — Permalink

20. 17
    

    .....and I bet you get told to do precisely that, quite regularly.

    @bluestulondon — Permalink

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    gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "go **** yourself"

    @iateyourgranny — Permalink

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    Go on. Give it a go. You never know - you might break your back.

    @willgoring — Permalink

23. 20
    

    Self-love is a lifelong romance.

    @SixFive175 — Permalink

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    hahaha! wheres brettschulte when you need him to stick up for this guy? xDDDD

    @SamRollin — Permalink

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    I'm assuming he's not serious. Yes, It's great to be proud of exercising and (trying to) look nice for others, but I keep laughing at the idea of anyone who says what HE did and meant it! An attitude and ego like that, well guy, you'll be f'ing yourself cause no one else will!

    @EllieAsksWhy — Permalink

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    Wow, you guys need to go read his other tweets. This guy is apparently an ex marine (who seems oddly homoerotic) that DEFINES the world douchebag. Go look at his tweets, he tweeted "If it wasn't unmanly I'd giggle about my life sometimes." FOOTBALL VIOLENCE BOOBS MANLY THINGS I hate people.

    @xisean — Permalink

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    Glad you'd fuck yourself, you are the only person who would. How much as your dick shrank from all the steroids?

    @Beth_Pettit — Permalink