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  • makes me laugh every time

    Written by aisforaquabat –

  • Haha, the mental images that this particular tweet alone causes are horrific, heh

    Written by big_love –

  • Moron. This comment seals his fate as a flawed human

    Written by TheNickMasters –

  • I'm really, really hoping this is a gag tweet made especially for #TTH

    Written by kalena –

  • @kalena: His twitter stream says it's definitely not a gag tweet, haha

    Written by big_love –

  • I'm sure he would eff himself if he could. Nobody else would.

    Written by keithaxelrod –

  • you think he'd wear those sunglasses while he f'd himself?

    Written by thisisdavek –

  • i say we make him put his money where his mouth is....

    Written by michaelcummings –

  • Sounds like a perfect coupling.

    Written by jjdonkey –

  • Lots of people would take delight in saying, "Go f*** yourself" to him.

    Written by BrianAdExec –

  • He may be flexible enough but his penis is to damn small !!!

    Written by Ipopcorks –

  • When I got done reading his tweet, I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

    Written by myllissa –

  • You should just get yourself a butt plug and call it a night !!!

    Written by BoSox4Monavie –

  • clearly a homosexual.

    Written by buntaropup –

  • lo, this almost made me cry while laughing.. how can a human individual be such a dumbass? :O

    Written by esophagos –

  • Would you fuck me? I's fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.

    Written by MrDeath –

  • .....and I bet you get told to do precisely that, quite regularly.

    Written by bluestulondon –

  • gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "go comments.tct comments.txt convert_comments.sh convert_tweets.sh convert_votes.sh tweets.tct tweets.txt votes.tct votes.txt yourself"

    Written by iateyourgranny –

  • Go on. Give it a go. You never know - you might break your back.

    Written by willgoring –

  • Self-love is a lifelong romance.

    Written by SixFive175 –

  • hahaha! wheres brettschulte when you need him to stick up for this guy? xDDDD

    Written by SamRollin –

  • I'm assuming he's not serious. Yes, It's great to be proud of exercising and (trying to) look nice for others, but I keep laughing at the idea of anyone who says what HE did and meant it! An attitude and ego like that, well guy, you'll be f'ing yourself cause no one else will!

    Written by EllieAsksWhy –

  • Wow, you guys need to go read his other tweets. This guy is apparently an ex marine (who seems oddly homoerotic) that DEFINES the world douchebag. Go look at his tweets, he tweeted "If it wasn't unmanly I'd giggle about my life sometimes." FOOTBALL VIOLENCE BOOBS MANLY THINGS I hate people.

    Written by xisean –

  • Glad you'd fuck yourself, you are the only person who would. How much as your dick shrank from all the steroids?

    Written by Beth_Pettit –

  • Hi TTH-ers, First, wow, thanks for your attention, clicks, whatever you wish to call it. I'm (cont) http://tl.gd/6ktiun

    Written by mike29401 –

  • I'd pay to see that...begin and make sure you video it.

    Written by imawoot –

  • Two years later, I've added 41 lbs. of muscle, and thanks to a lot of flexibility training and the fact I'm fairly well-endowed, I can suck my own dick to some extent. Just FYI.

    Written by mike29401 –

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