1. babesmcphee profile picture

    OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me

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    kalena profile picture

    This is my fav TTH without a doubt. Assuming it's a gag to crack top #TTH but brilliant nonetheless

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    brettschulte profile picture

    Agree this is probably a joke. ;)

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    big_love profile picture

    Yeah I'm pretty sure she's just trying to be TTH bait, especially when you go and browse the rest of her timeline. I think at one point she even said that... But still... fantastic anyways, haha.

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    redw0rm profile picture

    #TTH B8 agreed. does it matter? maybe cool that someone is putting in the effort.

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    bigopinion profile picture

    kudos to the brilliant troll that cooked this up because i really can't bring myself to believe it's real either, B8 indeed

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    alexlovesyou24 profile picture

    wow i feel like i should be bowing down to your superiority

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    WiltingDahlia profile picture

    This is so priceless that I want desperately to believe it's real, but it's not working D:

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    MikeSynonymous profile picture

    In B4 B8... Due to the fact that this is i fact a work of fiction, it should be appreciated for how funny and creative it is.

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    SamRollin profile picture

    Don't roll your eyes at her! Her daddy will buy your neighborhood and put you on the streets!

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    thetompenney profile picture

    I hate it when my daddy's Jet doesn't get the kind of gas mileage it should! Christ.

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    QuoteCooper profile picture

    I'm just waiting for the hipster version where the barista complains that daddy's jet isn't a hybrid that runs on biodiesel and rainbows.

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    MsRaffi profile picture

    it was a tough choice between this one and the guy whose abs were so hot he wanted to fuck himself.

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