OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me
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@chadsevers11 out at the ballpark...same Elvis Presley thing...#tth #nowplaying
Courage...it couldn't come at a worse time #TTH
@kmavii you're tweeting too hard for them..they're intimidated. no one can help you now
You're all tweeting too hard this morning. I can't keep up. It's all too much.
This is my fav TTH without a doubt. Assuming it's a gag to crack top #TTH but brilliant nonetheless
Written by kalena –Agree this is probably a joke. ;)
Written by brettschulte –Yeah I'm pretty sure she's just trying to be TTH bait, especially when you go and browse the rest of her timeline. I think at one point she even said that... But still... fantastic anyways, haha.
Written by big_love –B8
Written by moosek –#TTH B8 agreed. does it matter? maybe cool that someone is putting in the effort.
Written by redw0rm –kudos to the brilliant troll that cooked this up because i really can't bring myself to believe it's real either, B8 indeed
Written by bigopinion –wow i feel like i should be bowing down to your superiority
Written by alexlovesyou24 –This is so priceless that I want desperately to believe it's real, but it's not working D:
Written by WiltingDahlia –In B4 B8... Due to the fact that this is i fact a work of fiction, it should be appreciated for how funny and creative it is.
Written by MikeSynonymous –Don't roll your eyes at her! Her daddy will buy your neighborhood and put you on the streets!
Written by SamRollin –I hate it when my daddy's Jet doesn't get the kind of gas mileage it should! Christ.
Written by thetompenney –I'm just waiting for the hipster version where the barista complains that daddy's jet isn't a hybrid that runs on biodiesel and rainbows.
Written by QuoteCooper –it was a tough choice between this one and the guy whose abs were so hot he wanted to fuck himself.
Written by MsRaffi –Daddy's jet? Which daddy? Don't you dare to touch mine.
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