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    <title>ArthurKadeInc's TweetingTooHard.com feed</title>
    <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/u/ArthurKadeInc</link>
    <description>Tweeting Too Hard - Tired of people posting nothing but pretentious tweets about themselves? Give them the recognition they deserve and give the rest of us a good laugh.</description>
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      <title>Dominated the &quot;Hamptons&quot; this weekend with my crew. I barely remember what it's like to live a &quot;normal&quot; life. I pity the general population.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3146962858</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:21:26 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Sorry for ignoring my &quot;Followers&quot; on &quot;Twitter&quot;. &quot;The Journey&quot; is just progressing at such an amazing rate, it's been hard to keep up.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2875248860</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 16:20:53 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>1000 different articles = 1000 different Arthur Kades. It's an amazing concept.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2153283785</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:18:54 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>if you are a “Someone” in L.A. and want to meet me, send me a DM. I'm open to wherever the hottest party is on any given night. LA 6/26-7/1</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2206819438</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:18:13 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>I need to get back to dominating Twitter Kade style so my fans can feel closer to me. Everyone wants a piece.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2875432091</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:17:14 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>I've also been working with a speech therapist to correct my lisp. She says I'm her best client and look hot with a cork in my mouth.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2875264023</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 15:03:48 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>A 7.4 at the gym today said that my sexy, masculine voice matched my upper-echelon good looks. I can tell speech therapy is working!</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2914582868</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 12:56:52 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-07-31T12:56:52-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>I never received help from anybody. I didn’t have to. My skill set that god gave was at such a level that I could outperformed anyone.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2136095987</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 09:32:35 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-07-19T09:32:35-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>I am one of the most unique/intriguing stories ever encountered by the media b/c of the fearlessness and courage I have to put it out there.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2147996832</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 06:29:51 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-06-14T06:29:51-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Acclaimed casting director Mike Lemon says my performances are cool and effortless and that I'm a &quot;once in a generation&quot; talent.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2098868703</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:16:24 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-06-13T14:16:24-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>I think sometimes people really think of me as invincible like a super hero and are blown away. One friend compared me to James Dean.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2148008083</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:11:06 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Look, I have no problem with deformed/retarded people, there problems just aren't my problems. I'm sure they have dreams too.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2154885546</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 11:26:34 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>I am too good looking for radio, but I think I have a diverse, powerful, and interesting enough personality, that I could be great at it.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2078893897</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:06:09 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-06-08T14:06:09-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>I'll be on the Bonaduce radio show on Mon. He'll be blown away by my &quot;Once in a generation&quot; looks, talent, charm and charisma.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2028393026</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 05:26:58 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Went to my ex's bday party and had to be careful not to monopolize the whole party with my good looks and celebrity stories. Impressive.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2059964554</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:18:08 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-06-07T13:18:08-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>I was starting to miss my old life, but then remembered how amazing my life now is...and besides, my ex is getting a little fat &amp; she's 30.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2060062607</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:17:28 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-06-07T13:17:28-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>I met James Frey and Anna David last night. James is an amazing author, Anna is a cool, classy 7.5. Probably a 9 fifteen years ago.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2042162145</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:54:47 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>I hung out with Aaron Speiser once and he's dying to work with me. He said I had leading man looks, unlimited potential and an amazing body.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2015541525</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:53:26 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-06-06T00:53:26-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>They begged to meet me, and were blown away by my looks, energy and the rapid success of &quot;The Journey&quot;.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2042166293</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:51:43 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Someone who saw my new modeling pics said that I look like a Greek statue. Those ball ass workouts are doing me right!</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2045703629</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:01:22 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-06-05T20:01:22-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Glad I could show James Frey how the King of Philly lives. More coverage on Gawker proves that I'm now a national obsession.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2048277519</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:59:24 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-06-05T19:59:24-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>People don’t realize the effort that goes into getting perfect pictures. I have had times where a look was so hot, I just look amazing.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2017933405</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:27:13 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-06-03T18:27:13-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>People want to see the ups &amp; downs of a rising star that is not interested in just being a celebrity, but a world class human leading man.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1962495113</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:37:15 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-06-02T23:37:15-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Amazing pictures of me up on my blog. Michael Spain Smith knows a lot about how to admire and photograph the nude male body.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2003391139</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 23:35:28 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-06-02T23:35:28-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Girl at the gym was checking me out, I could tell she wanted me. A Philly 8, but she had sweaty arm pits. I don't date girls that sweat.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1872965200</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 16:01:14 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-05-31T16:01:14-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Just had my brows waxed, lady said I have the strongest brow line she's seen in her 20 years of waxing. I think the Botox is paying off!</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1874923232</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 15:57:55 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Someone said, You make Angelina Jolie look like a miserable failure. You're talented, instantly successful, gorgeous and have a great nose.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1882007370</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 15:54:06 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>I love that my dream inspires people around the world. It is amazing and I feel blessed every day that I have the ability to give so much.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1883358280</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 15:53:21 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-05-31T15:53:21-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Changed my profile pic but I don't know if I like it. Twitter cropped some of my shoulder out because it's too big for the box.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1883443211</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 15:52:56 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-05-31T15:52:56-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Fashion tip: Pocket placement is everything with jeans. 9s and 10s always tell me my ass looks amazing and it is because of the jeans I buy.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1884060203</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 15:51:24 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Love that fans of &quot;the Journey&quot; have more access to me via Twitter. I don't want to be inaccessible like some stars. People want to know.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1884455843</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 15:48:47 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>@Gawker is talking about me again: http://bit.ly/uVeBJ  So much press lately!</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1963949962</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 18:57:21 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-05-30T18:57:21-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>I have been featured on page 6 of the largest global newspaper in the world. I also got more pages than Obama in @Phillymag. People know me.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1972594230</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 18:56:47 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-05-30T18:56:47-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>The whole world is learning who Arthur Kade is now and as my popularity grows, more media sources want to feature me in their publications.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1972604535</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 18:56:45 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-05-30T18:56:45-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>I am a savior, a god to people who sit at their desk all day, hate their lives, &amp; want to  jump off a roof because they are so miserable.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1962503838</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 01:04:43 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>My beard is really looking amazing. I think it gives me that leading man/tough guy look, like Colin Farrell.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1960080155</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 12:02:25 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-05-29T12:02:25-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Changed my Twitter backgrounds today with head shots because I think it better perpetuates the &quot;Kade brand&quot;.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1951382484</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 19:45:38 -0500</pubDate>
      <dc:date>2009-05-28T19:45:38-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>I can't believe how many opportunities are opening to me now that I've been featured in a major magazine and have become popular on Twitter.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1951505941</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 19:44:42 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>I’m already the “most popular this week” on the front page of PhillyMag.com. That didn't take long.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1941629152</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 19:56:25 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>@phillymag, it's great being in the Celebrity section of your magazine. Michael Spain Smith took amazing pictures of me. Nice to work with!</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1939597338</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 16:42:03 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>I am being featured in a major magazine tomorrow. I thought &quot;The Journey&quot; would be more like a jog than a sprint, but I was wrong for once!</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1936763500</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 15:16:31 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>All kinds of hot women on Twitter wishing they could get with me. I might have to hold auditions! Might be time to end my &quot;drought&quot;...</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1935243915</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 08:55:30 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>@ehasselbeck I applied to be a spokesperson @QVC but they didn't call me back. I think they were afraid I'd upstage the products w/ my look.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1927927285</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 19:50:26 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Just finished an insane workout at the gym. My abs are really looking ripped. I'm working on an 8 pack.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1924728667</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 17:51:55 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Going to do some tanning for my starring role on Love Taxi. I use the stand up booths because the ones you lay down in are too small for me.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1925273863</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 13:55:19 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>All of my friends and people I know think that no one has the ability to seduce a hot girl like me. Everyone thinks I should write a book.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1919839392</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 08:09:46 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>I'm on a self-imposed drought right now, mostly because I don't want to waste my time with less than a perfect 10.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1919899446</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 07:29:06 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Take chances...and live ~~Arthur Kade</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1912547157</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 22:30:55 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Then my surrogate &quot;grandma&quot; died so I canceled the shoot and they rescheduled just for me, saying they couldn't do it without me. Amazing!</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1919128675</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 22:24:14 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Eulogy was so good b/c people were just blown away at the passion and belief behind what I was saying because I live it and breathe it.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1912417819</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 22:21:46 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>I'm blessed with thick, full hair that looks amazing straight or curly.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1919086205</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 22:16:40 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>@kimkardashian Hey, see you at The Pool at Harrah's after my grandma's funeral Sunday. I'm gonna make sure we get a table near yours.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1888181246</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 21:56:30 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Still can't get over the nerve of the door man at The Pool who tried to charge me a cover. I'm thinking of having him fired. What a douche.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1916482084</link>
      <pubDate>Mon, 25 May 2009 20:03:45 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Also had a 30 yr old flirting &amp; wanting me to take pics with her. If you're a woman, 30, and not married, you're defective or a gold digger.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1907729965</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 21:17:03 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>I gave an amazing eulogy today. My ability to write well and articulate what everyone is feeling had everyone at the funeral's admiration.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1907616880</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 19:56:17 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Now back at the Chelsea to party, last night I felt like Britney Spears in her &quot;Circus&quot; video--all eyes were on me, everyone wanted some.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1907623737</link>
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      <title>I got &quot;special treatment&quot; all night long. Sometimes I wonder what it’s like to not be treated like a VIP everywhere you go.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1907630241</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 19:55:57 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>@spicymodels I'm already an accomplished model, focusing on acting now but will consider modeling for companies that fit the &quot;Kade&quot; brand.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1906198847</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 18:20:54 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Just had a Philly 10/NYC 8 drooling all over me but she had split ends. That disgusts me. I only date well-groomed girls.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1884681116</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 17:23:51 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Sitting at the hottest table for brunch. Manager obviously using my crew's &quot;it factor&quot; to attract more business. Getting great service tho.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1894410305</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 12:05:21 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Amazing day at the pool today. It's easier to attract beautiful people when you are one.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1898218774</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 12:05:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1893764602</link>
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      <title>It is amazing how people &quot;recognize&quot; star quality, even when it's just dressed casually and hanging out by the pool.</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 12:04:01 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>@wyclef, yo bro, if you're ever in Philly we should hook up. I can show you all the hot spots where the &quot;elite&quot; hang out. Love your work.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1902975616</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 10:28:54 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Surrogate grandmother's funeral this morning, then I drive back out to AC for some super hot, &quot;elite&quot; parties. Been having an amazing time!</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1902339944</link>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 May 2009 09:26:58 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Someone said I was the most famous person there, and people kept asking if it was a paid appearance. Flattering, but I just want to chill.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1894042796</link>
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      <title>Lots of 8s and 9s asking if they can touch my biceps and saying they like my strong v-shape at the pool today.</title>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 22:34:19 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>@Poochman My crew and I will be there, doing it &quot;Kade-style&quot;! I'll be sitting near Kim, introduce yourself, would love to network!</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1898380192</link>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 21:22:48 -0500</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 08:12:33 -0500</pubDate>
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      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1888191304</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 21:11:46 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Girl at store said my perfect smile made her weekend. Wonder if she recognized me or was hitting on me? Hard to tell now that I'm known.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1886881974</link>
      <pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 17:14:52 -0500</pubDate>
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