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Really sick of all these dumb people pretending to use Twitter because they think it's "the cool thing".
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Damn you people - quit putting me on here. I know this is you @jasoncalacanis! http://tweetingtoohard.com/
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Daniel Tosh on Leno: "Being an ugly woman is like being a man... you're gonna have to work."
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@drew Mark Cuban is an idiot. Too many for dot com millionaires (Cuban, Calacanis, etc) trying to convince us it wasn't just luck. It was.
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This economy has me excited... I know some people have it hard right now but there's also unprecedented opportunity.
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Just gave a homeless guy a $20 by mistake... argh!
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I hate sales people. Sitting next to a smug gaggle of them at the bar... they're *ALWAYS* dumb (sales=dumb) yet think they're smart.
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I gave my cleaning lady a raise today, even though she didn't ask, as my own little contribution to fighting the recession.
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@drew I'm so mad, I don't have the url I want for Google Profiles. That's like messing up your birth certificate... stuck with it for life?
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Thankful for the little things in life like Rosa my cleaning lady.
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The cool people I look to for trends and that "get it" have long since left MySapce, and mostly left Facebook.
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If you weren't on Twitter in 2007 you are NOT an authority on social media. At all.
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I'm tasting Scotch and trying hard to appreciate it. 21 year old Balvenie.
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Guy next to me just mocked my 2G iPhone as an "inferior product". If he only knew who he was talkng to...
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"airlines forcing bigger passengers to pay more" - LOVE this - fat peeps make everyone else uncomfortable and unsafe. http://bit.ly/Ax7ze
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Doesn't the very existance of ugly people disprove evolution? http://mypict.me/pwph
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@submom my tweets are far from "self important" and don't deserve to be on Tweetingtoohard.com - I can think of far more deserving...
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I'm at Twin Dragon, the best Chinese restaurant in LA according to Billy Crystal. Not impressed.
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@sixthandelm While *some* old timers on Twitter are indeed clueless, *ALL* newbies are by definition clueless. ;)
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I never cared about "followers" (I do this for ME), especially people I don't know, UNTIL I started play Spymaster. Now I *need* followers.
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I liked Twitter better when it was just techies and early adopters.
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Every time I think I've finally met the DUMBEST person ever, a promising new candidate appears.
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@dominiccampbell I think it's more point of view of the reader. Like giving my cleaning lady a raise... pompus or generous?
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Why is this "Tweeting too hard"? Http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1950901781
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I visited Ed McMahon in the hospital, I am so sorry for his wife Pam. She was there by his side for months. You were the best Ed.
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Wishing Twitter had "member since ___" so I'd get the respect I deserve. ;)
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Until today, "recession" was just another word for "sale" to me. But now one of my fav sushi places is out of business, so its personal.
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Patting self on back for getting @jeremypiven on Twitter.
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I hate to sound racist, BUT, asian woman drivers, WTF?
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Not even 10AM and I've already been cursed out in Farsi. Welcome to Beverly Hills.
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I should be in Atlanta at 311 or Pdiddy White Party... but instead, the beach. Happy 4th all.
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This concert is so Cali-redneck, everyone looks like that steve-o guy from Jackass. I feel like a black guy at a klan rally.
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Dumb and arrogant are a bad combination. You know who you are.
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Most of the timw the people I see driving cool cars look like morons. Agree?
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Amazed at how few people seem to have the same sense of loyalty I do. I guess it must be me.
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Just got a demo of my new car by one of the head planners from Acura. I provided much unwanted feedback. :P
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With the deisgner of the new V-Vehicle (V Car) in Sand Diego watching the parade. http://mypict.me/bt38
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Walking the dogs listening to streaming content and wondering how many streams a cellulae carrier can support...
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At a club thinking about being "that guy" that phones in a tip to the fire marshall...
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I dislike all sales people, there's NOTHING I need to be "sold" on. "Product Specialists" = GREAT. "Sales People" = UNNECESSARY.
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After years of arguing with my dentist with Consumer Reports in hand I concede he's right... the new electric tooth brushes ARE great.
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I don't have the Google juice of @chrispirillo or @scobleizer to get invited to a Navy carrier, but the Coast Guard just offered me a ride.
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It's weird to visit a star on Hollywood BLvd actuly WITH the person.
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Drinking a beer and looking for my future ex-girlfriend on Hollywood Blvd http://myloc.me/hWVv
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Have to meet a LOT of people in life to find the good ones. That, or have really low standards.
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Time to delete all the dead weight from my Social Media "friends". I'm for quality over quantify.
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I do like that I can surf 'n tweet while on the eliptical. http://myloc.me/iPbg
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Hate it when I add someone on Facebook then they add all MY friends. Took me a long time to make my friends, you don't get them that easy!
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When I lived in Mexico, I didn't expect services in english. Why do people who move here expect services in their language?
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At Walgreens, which is only interesting because the customers here all look like an audition for a bad zombie movie.
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Don't you hate it when you accidentally invite your entire address book (especially people you don't like, to join ANYTHING? #fail
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I'm blowing up the BlackBerry trying to find a connection with Sony or the Troubador to go see @johncmayer tonight. Normally good at this.
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@johncmayer Troubadour tonight? Their calendar is empty, phone goes unanswered, DM me with the secret info I won't tell...
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Sometimes it feels like it's my mission in life to get people off old platforms. First AOL, then Earthlink, now MySpace. Move on people!
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I was pressing the screen on my BblackBerry screen and wondering why it wasn't working all of a sudden. Hilarity ensued.
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Who is the most influential Twitterer?
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Tried setting up a new account on cafepress.com and got had my images immediately deleted. Clearly they don't understand copyright. #fail
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Crazy Hollywood night club. http://mypict.me/lenl
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Does anyone else do a double take when a conservative republican is a Mac user? Seems like they define the "PC" mentality...
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At pool party at Ed McMahons. Wish he was here. :(
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Sometimes it's so obvious why people aren't having the success they should be, but damned if you can tell them without pissing them off...
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Stopped to help an old lady who was struck in a hit and run. BHPD rocks. http://myloc.me/q2uo
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Its "pretend you're a rock star" day... had lunch at the Ivy, drinks on the rooftop at the Standard. Today, life is good.
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My intern wants followers. Anyone into really inane boring tweets (or juocy insider gossip) follow @daviddennison :)
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So many people don't own their own domain or even their name on Twitter. If you want to be successful at ANYTHING, then OWN YOUR NAME.
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RT @LindseyLyles: “Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius.”
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Its not racist to dislike other cultures. Its their behaviors and attitudes, not the color of their skin.
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Trying to teach people to more effectively tweet is always frustrating, occasionally rewarding, and sometimes brilliant.
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Seriously considering beach day. #funemployed
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Wow I am going through my followers, and wow, I had no idea some cool peeps follow me. Who knew?
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Post #140tc dinner at Magic Castle. If interested... find me. Note - it's dressy.
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RT @nathancarpenter: Having my mac hooked up to my 37" flatscreen is the best thing ever!!!
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How would you save CA? Play the game here... my solution was cutting state workers benefits... they get too much. http://bit.ly/hauIE
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Being "re-tweeted" is a wonderful validation the non-technical will never get to enjoy.
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"Brett...you are way funny when you have to deal with morons, sychophants and dip shits... they don't "get" your sarcasm!" THANKS. :)
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My mask was hit, posed for maybe 100 pictures in West Hollywood. Amazed at how many tourists were there.
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I think I'm gonna start waking up at 3AM and just tweet whatever I was dreaming about.
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I think I'm buying all my friends Sonos for Christmas, so start sucking up now.
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Just gave a homeless guy $20 and a jacket... its a cold night. Your turn. #randomactsofkindness
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As the the rest of the world is just now figuring out Twitter, the cool crowd is already moving to Google Wave. http://bit.ly/1qp3Ia
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Every day. RT @DavidDennison: Does anyone else wonder why there are so many ugly people in the world?
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"The hardest thing to change is attidude, after that the rest is easy." -Brett Schulte
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Judging by my emails my episode of Criminal Minds must have run again tonight. Anyone see? Cha-ching.
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Regretting, just a little, not going to Grammy's this year. Been half a dozen times, bu there's a social media component this year.
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No @DavidDennison Mountain Dew and UV Blue vodka isn't a good breakfast drink. Yes, it IS a nice color. Now who's the woman in my shower?
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I'm lost in a land of ugly people. :( (@ Canoga Park Bowl) http://4sq.com/7KpF11
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I don't wanna be a celebrity, but it sure is good to be an "influencer".
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Wait why is Taco Bell following me? I never even mentioned them
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@etseng you're insane... night diving scares the shit out of me, but I'd love to take you to see some whale sharks at Cabo Pulmo. ;)
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Lookig forward to working with Kobe Bryant today.
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I'm pretty sure the average iq of Twitter users is significantly higher than Facebook. MySpace, well duh.
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Hey @mikerelm and @DJRayRhodes - ever spin on a boat? ;)
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Me too! "My last weekend without an iPad." -@leolaporte
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I can't believe we actually rented an aircraft carrier. Thanks to @mopho_barry and @MorganTremaine.
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With the republicans and hate-riots on the war path it's more important than ever that reasonable intelligent people register to vote.
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Wait , they don't? ;) RT @dom: People don't give @BrettSchulte enough credit, including me.
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OMG We actually got the aircraft carrier... this will be an EPIC party.
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Tweeting from 30K feet... seems no on has seen an iPad before.
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Meeting with producers today. Does that sound pretentious or what? Might be back on TV.
