Tweets by Brettschulte on TweetingTooHard.com http://tweetingtoohard.com/u/Brettschulte TweetingTooHard: Where self-important tweets get the recognition they deserve. en-us hourly 6 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 Almost ran over Ricky Schroder this morning. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/124988378537132032 Mon, 17 Oct 2011 20:28:10 GMT 2011-10-17T20:28:10Z Converting my Facebook page to a "fan" page today, and creating a new super secret Facebook page for people I actually know. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/99218475653939200 Thu, 11 Aug 2011 16:41:57 GMT 2011-08-11T16:41:57Z I love the wisdom of getting older. Frequently, I am thanked or even praised for my perceived contributions... who am I to argue? ;) http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/95701018133790721 Tue, 26 Jul 2011 17:02:30 GMT 2011-07-26T17:02:30Z New to Google+? I've been there since day one... say hello! http://profiles.google.com/brettschulte http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/95463354189103104 Mon, 25 Jul 2011 21:14:58 GMT 2011-07-25T21:14:58Z If you don't have your phone number in your email signature then YOU are part of the problem. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/48819609868054529 Sat, 19 Mar 2011 22:13:02 GMT 2011-03-19T22:13:02Z I just sent my young assistant to baby sit a drunk celebrity who will probably maul him. Should I feel guilty? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/22440766005583872 Fri, 07 Jan 2011 01:04:22 GMT 2011-01-07T01:04:22Z Never thought I'd have to fight off a hot 18 year old girl determined to recruit me for a threesome. WTF. #crazynight http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/19420587050934272 Wed, 29 Dec 2010 00:39:21 GMT 2010-12-29T00:39:21Z Every time I feel pretty good about myself I see a private jet go by... http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/13008533645697024 Sat, 11 Dec 2010 01:03:34 GMT 2010-12-11T01:03:34Z Tweeting from 30K feet... seems no on has seen an iPad before. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/12446439158 Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:25:34 GMT 2010-04-20T18:25:34Z OMG We actually got the aircraft carrier... this will be an EPIC party. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/11110236181 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:39:11 GMT 2010-03-29T15:39:11Z Hey @mikerelm and @DJRayRhodes - ever spin on a boat? ;) http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/11111904139 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:38:53 GMT 2010-03-29T15:38:53Z I can't believe we actually rented an aircraft carrier. Thanks to @mopho_barry and @MorganTremaine. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/11110321300 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:38:34 GMT 2010-03-29T15:38:34Z Wait , they don't? ;) RT @dom: People don't give @BrettSchulte enough credit, including me. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/11113852806 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:38:12 GMT 2010-03-29T15:38:12Z Me too! "My last weekend without an iPad." -@leolaporte http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/11205501734 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:37:20 GMT 2010-03-29T15:37:20Z With the republicans and hate-riots on the war path it's more important than ever that reasonable intelligent people register to vote. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/11254323329 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:36:52 GMT 2010-03-29T15:36:52Z I'm pretty sure the average iq of Twitter users is significantly higher than Facebook. MySpace, well duh. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/9405733759 Sun, 21 Feb 2010 06:27:04 GMT 2010-02-21T06:27:04Z Lookig forward to working with Kobe Bryant today. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/9339287626 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 22:19:12 GMT 2010-02-19T22:19:12Z Wait why is Taco Bell following me? I never even mentioned them http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8839515886 Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:02:25 GMT 2010-02-10T04:02:25Z @etseng you're insane... night diving scares the shit out of me, but I'd love to take you to see some whale sharks at Cabo Pulmo. ;) http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8841640445 Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:00:12 GMT 2010-02-10T04:00:12Z I don't wanna be a celebrity, but it sure is good to be an "influencer". http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8827532614 Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:32:57 GMT 2010-02-08T22:32:57Z I'm lost in a land of ugly people. :( (@ Canoga Park Bowl) http://4sq.com/7KpF11 http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8752386061 Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:56:08 GMT 2010-02-08T15:56:08Z No @DavidDennison Mountain Dew and UV Blue vodka isn't a good breakfast drink. Yes, it IS a nice color. Now who's the woman in my shower? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8598892439 Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:53:15 GMT 2010-02-04T18:53:15Z Regretting, just a little, not going to Grammy's this year. Been half a dozen times, bu there's a social media component this year. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8460812000 Mon, 01 Feb 2010 20:00:03 GMT 2010-02-01T20:00:03Z Judging by my emails my episode of Criminal Minds must have run again tonight. Anyone see? Cha-ching. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8313632135 Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:28:21 GMT 2010-01-29T14:28:21Z "The hardest thing to change is attidude, after that the rest is easy." -Brett Schulte http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/6943585946 Tue, 22 Dec 2009 23:09:37 GMT 2009-12-22T23:09:37Z