Brettschulte's TweetingTooHard.com feed http://tweetingtoohard.com/u/Brettschulte Tweeting Too Hard - Tired of people posting nothing but pretentious tweets about themselves? Give them the recognition they deserve and give the rest of us a good laugh. Tweeting from 30K feet... seems no on has seen an iPad before. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/12446439158 Tue, 20 Apr 2010 13:25:34 -0500 2010-04-20T13:25:34-05:00 OMG We actually got the aircraft carrier... this will be an EPIC party. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/11110236181 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 10:39:11 -0500 2010-03-29T10:39:11-05:00 Hey @mikerelm and @DJRayRhodes - ever spin on a boat? ;) http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/11111904139 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 10:38:53 -0500 2010-03-29T10:38:53-05:00 I can't believe we actually rented an aircraft carrier. Thanks to @mopho_barry and @MorganTremaine. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/11110321300 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 10:38:34 -0500 2010-03-29T10:38:34-05:00 Wait , they don't? ;) RT @dom: People don't give @BrettSchulte enough credit, including me. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/11113852806 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 10:38:12 -0500 2010-03-29T10:38:12-05:00 Me too! "My last weekend without an iPad." -@leolaporte http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/11205501734 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 10:37:20 -0500 2010-03-29T10:37:20-05:00 With the republicans and hate-riots on the war path it's more important than ever that reasonable intelligent people register to vote. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/11254323329 Mon, 29 Mar 2010 10:36:52 -0500 2010-03-29T10:36:52-05:00 I'm pretty sure the average iq of Twitter users is significantly higher than Facebook. MySpace, well duh. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/9405733759 Sun, 21 Feb 2010 00:27:04 -0600 2010-02-21T00:27:04-06:00 Lookig forward to working with Kobe Bryant today. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/9339287626 Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:19:12 -0600 2010-02-19T16:19:12-06:00 Wait why is Taco Bell following me? I never even mentioned them http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8839515886 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:02:25 -0600 2010-02-09T22:02:25-06:00 @etseng you're insane... night diving scares the shit out of me, but I'd love to take you to see some whale sharks at Cabo Pulmo. ;) http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8841640445 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:00:12 -0600 2010-02-09T22:00:12-06:00 I don't wanna be a celebrity, but it sure is good to be an "influencer". http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8827532614 Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:32:57 -0600 2010-02-08T16:32:57-06:00 I'm lost in a land of ugly people. :( (@ Canoga Park Bowl) http://4sq.com/7KpF11 http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8752386061 Mon, 08 Feb 2010 09:56:08 -0600 2010-02-08T09:56:08-06:00 No @DavidDennison Mountain Dew and UV Blue vodka isn't a good breakfast drink. Yes, it IS a nice color. Now who's the woman in my shower? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8598892439 Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:53:15 -0600 2010-02-04T12:53:15-06:00 Regretting, just a little, not going to Grammy's this year. Been half a dozen times, bu there's a social media component this year. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8460812000 Mon, 01 Feb 2010 14:00:03 -0600 2010-02-01T14:00:03-06:00 Judging by my emails my episode of Criminal Minds must have run again tonight. Anyone see? Cha-ching. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8313632135 Fri, 29 Jan 2010 08:28:21 -0600 2010-01-29T08:28:21-06:00 "The hardest thing to change is attidude, after that the rest is easy." -Brett Schulte http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/6943585946 Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:09:37 -0600 2009-12-22T17:09:37-06:00 Every day. RT @DavidDennison: Does anyone else wonder why there are so many ugly people in the world? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/6254901430 Tue, 01 Dec 2009 22:11:01 -0600 2009-12-01T22:11:01-06:00 Just gave a homeless guy $20 and a jacket... its a cold night. Your turn. #randomactsofkindness http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5440807589 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:41:12 -0600 2009-11-05T01:41:12-06:00 My mask was hit, posed for maybe 100 pictures in West Hollywood. Amazed at how many tourists were there. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5333389988 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:32:12 -0600 2009-11-03T09:32:12-06:00 I think I'm gonna start waking up at 3AM and just tweet whatever I was dreaming about. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5361178460 Tue, 03 Nov 2009 09:31:14 -0600 2009-11-03T09:31:14-06:00 "Brett...you are way funny when you have to deal with morons, sychophants and dip shits... they don't "get" your sarcasm!" THANKS. :) http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/4698019034 Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:00:10 -0500 2009-10-07T23:00:10-05:00 Being "re-tweeted" is a wonderful validation the non-technical will never get to enjoy. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/4686407409 Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:59:43 -0500 2009-10-07T22:59:43-05:00 RT @nathancarpenter: Having my mac hooked up to my 37" flatscreen is the best thing ever!!! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/4450951423 Tue, 29 Sep 2009 08:32:09 -0500 2009-09-29T08:32:09-05:00 Post #140tc dinner at Magic Castle. If interested... find me. Note - it's dressy. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/4324135022 Wed, 23 Sep 2009 20:03:05 -0500 2009-09-23T20:03:05-05:00 Seriously considering beach day. #funemployed http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/4007904434 Wed, 16 Sep 2009 10:27:25 -0500 2009-09-16T10:27:25-05:00 Its not racist to dislike other cultures. Its their behaviors and attitudes, not the color of their skin. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3782053101 Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:27:39 -0500 2009-09-11T10:27:39-05:00 Wow I am going through my followers, and wow, I had no idea some cool peeps follow me. Who knew? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3902957666 Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:24:21 -0500 2009-09-11T10:24:21-05:00 RT @LindseyLyles: “Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius.” http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3638127344 Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:17:27 -0500 2009-08-30T19:17:27-05:00 My intern wants followers. Anyone into really inane boring tweets (or juocy insider gossip) follow @daviddennison :) http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3549794563 Wed, 26 Aug 2009 17:47:41 -0500 2009-08-26T17:47:41-05:00 Its "pretend you're a rock star" day... had lunch at the Ivy, drinks on the rooftop at the Standard. Today, life is good. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3527246427 Tue, 25 Aug 2009 16:43:42 -0500 2009-08-25T16:43:42-05:00 Stopped to help an old lady who was struck in a hit and run. BHPD rocks. http://myloc.me/q2uo http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3498269453 Mon, 24 Aug 2009 11:47:34 -0500 2009-08-24T11:47:34-05:00 Sometimes it's so obvious why people aren't having the success they should be, but damned if you can tell them without pissing them off... http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3466446258 Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:25:53 -0500 2009-08-23T02:25:53-05:00 This concert is so Cali-redneck, everyone looks like that steve-o guy from Jackass. I feel like a black guy at a klan rally. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3482406454 Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:25:22 -0500 2009-08-23T02:25:22-05:00 Doesn't the very existance of ugly people disprove evolution? http://mypict.me/pwph http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3482555868 Sun, 23 Aug 2009 02:25:05 -0500 2009-08-23T02:25:05-05:00 I think I'm buying all my friends Sonos for Christmas, so start sucking up now. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3479156995 Sat, 22 Aug 2009 18:00:37 -0500 2009-08-22T18:00:37-05:00 At pool party at Ed McMahons. Wish he was here. :( http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3352840493 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:02:01 -0500 2009-08-17T18:02:01-05:00 Does anyone else do a double take when a conservative republican is a Mac user? Seems like they define the "PC" mentality... http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3346124263 Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:43:07 -0500 2009-08-16T19:43:07-05:00 Crazy Hollywood night club. http://mypict.me/lenl http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3303676449 Fri, 14 Aug 2009 07:13:37 -0500 2009-08-14T07:13:37-05:00 So many people don't own their own domain or even their name on Twitter. If you want to be successful at ANYTHING, then OWN YOUR NAME. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3280073033 Thu, 13 Aug 2009 08:57:27 -0500 2009-08-13T08:57:27-05:00 Tried setting up a new account on cafepress.com and got had my images immediately deleted. Clearly they don't understand copyright. #fail http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3271475509 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:30:01 -0500 2009-08-12T17:30:01-05:00 Who is the most influential Twitterer? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3268631498 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:29:30 -0500 2009-08-12T17:29:30-05:00 Sometimes it feels like it's my mission in life to get people off old platforms. First AOL, then Earthlink, now MySpace. Move on people! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3251490570 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:31:20 -0500 2009-08-12T00:31:20-05:00 @johncmayer Troubadour tonight? Their calendar is empty, phone goes unanswered, DM me with the secret info I won't tell... http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3216283835 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:30:13 -0500 2009-08-10T14:30:13-05:00 At Walgreens, which is only interesting because the customers here all look like an audition for a bad zombie movie. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3215231561 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:29:53 -0500 2009-08-10T14:29:53-05:00 I'm blowing up the BlackBerry trying to find a connection with Sony or the Troubador to go see @johncmayer tonight. Normally good at this. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3217668089 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:28:50 -0500 2009-08-10T14:28:50-05:00 Don't you hate it when you accidentally invite your entire address book (especially people you don't like, to join ANYTHING? #fail http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3219764945 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:28:21 -0500 2009-08-10T14:28:21-05:00 When I lived in Mexico, I didn't expect services in english. Why do people who move here expect services in their language? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3228106424 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 14:28:02 -0500 2009-08-10T14:28:02-05:00 Hate it when I add someone on Facebook then they add all MY friends. Took me a long time to make my friends, you don't get them that easy! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3216555623 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 09:17:38 -0500 2009-08-10T09:17:38-05:00 I do like that I can surf 'n tweet while on the eliptical. http://myloc.me/iPbg http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3198087132 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:37:29 -0500 2009-08-09T16:37:29-05:00 Have to meet a LOT of people in life to find the good ones. That, or have really low standards. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3170556634 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 05:22:18 -0500 2009-08-07T05:22:18-05:00 Time to delete all the dead weight from my Social Media "friends". I'm for quality over quantify. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3168950210 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 05:22:01 -0500 2009-08-07T05:22:01-05:00 Drinking a beer and looking for my future ex-girlfriend on Hollywood Blvd http://myloc.me/hWVv http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3156966029 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 21:11:23 -0500 2009-08-05T21:11:23-05:00 It's weird to visit a star on Hollywood BLvd actuly WITH the person. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3112369250 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:42:56 -0500 2009-08-04T13:42:56-05:00 I don't have the Google juice of @chrispirillo or @scobleizer to get invited to a Navy carrier, but the Coast Guard just offered me a ride. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3107973742 Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:29:57 -0500 2009-08-04T00:29:57-05:00 After years of arguing with my dentist with Consumer Reports in hand I concede he's right... the new electric tooth brushes ARE great. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3090433059 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:32:04 -0500 2009-08-03T11:32:04-05:00 At a club thinking about being "that guy" that phones in a tip to the fire marshall... http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3067143144 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:31:50 -0500 2009-08-03T11:31:50-05:00 I dislike all sales people, there's NOTHING I need to be "sold" on. "Product Specialists" = GREAT. "Sales People" = UNNECESSARY. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3106292742 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:30:52 -0500 2009-08-03T11:30:52-05:00 Walking the dogs listening to streaming content and wondering how many streams a cellulae carrier can support... http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2769766572 Wed, 22 Jul 2009 09:59:55 -0500 2009-07-22T09:59:55-05:00 With the deisgner of the new V-Vehicle (V Car) in Sand Diego watching the parade. http://mypict.me/bt38 http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2711616434 Tue, 21 Jul 2009 13:46:41 -0500 2009-07-21T13:46:41-05:00 Just got a demo of my new car by one of the head planners from Acura. I provided much unwanted feedback. :P http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2626440768 Tue, 14 Jul 2009 08:58:02 -0500 2009-07-14T08:58:02-05:00 Amazed at how few people seem to have the same sense of loyalty I do. I guess it must be me. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2600807706 Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:01:25 -0500 2009-07-13T07:01:25-05:00 Most of the timw the people I see driving cool cars look like morons. Agree? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2525919311 Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:12:12 -0500 2009-07-08T22:12:12-05:00 Dumb and arrogant are a bad combination. You know who you are. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2542002888 Wed, 08 Jul 2009 22:10:40 -0500 2009-07-08T22:10:40-05:00 Trying to teach people to more effectively tweet is always frustrating, occasionally rewarding, and sometimes brilliant. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2501013152 Mon, 06 Jul 2009 17:36:55 -0500 2009-07-06T17:36:55-05:00 I should be in Atlanta at 311 or Pdiddy White Party... but instead, the beach. Happy 4th all. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2471693733 Sat, 04 Jul 2009 12:38:14 -0500 2009-07-04T12:38:14-05:00 Not even 10AM and I've already been cursed out in Farsi. Welcome to Beverly Hills. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2456434198 Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:05:17 -0500 2009-07-04T04:05:17-05:00 I hate to sound racist, BUT, asian woman drivers, WTF? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2461399494 Sat, 04 Jul 2009 04:04:16 -0500 2009-07-04T04:04:16-05:00 Patting self on back for getting @jeremypiven on Twitter. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2449000129 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 10:09:36 -0500 2009-07-03T10:09:36-05:00 Meeting with producers today. Does that sound pretentious or what? Might be back on TV. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2405815845 Tue, 30 Jun 2009 14:53:04 -0500 2009-06-30T14:53:04-05:00 Wishing Twitter had "member since ___" so I'd get the respect I deserve. ;) http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2375325236 Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:30:38 -0500 2009-06-29T00:30:38-05:00 I was pressing the screen on my BblackBerry screen and wondering why it wasn't working all of a sudden. Hilarity ensued. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2300418319 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:20:24 -0500 2009-06-26T15:20:24-05:00 I visited Ed McMahon in the hospital, I am so sorry for his wife Pam. She was there by his side for months. You were the best Ed. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2296190978 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:18:51 -0500 2009-06-26T15:18:51-05:00 "airlines forcing bigger passengers to pay more" - LOVE this - fat peeps make everyone else uncomfortable and unsafe. http://bit.ly/Ax7ze http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2345906087 Fri, 26 Jun 2009 15:17:20 -0500 2009-06-26T15:17:20-05:00 Until today, "recession" was just another word for "sale" to me. But now one of my fav sushi places is out of business, so its personal. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2233872079 Sun, 21 Jun 2009 23:11:18 -0500 2009-06-21T23:11:18-05:00 How would you save CA? Play the game here... my solution was cutting state workers benefits... they get too much. http://bit.ly/hauIE http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2100062547 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 22:19:46 -0500 2009-06-11T22:19:46-05:00 Every time I think I've finally met the DUMBEST person ever, a promising new candidate appears. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2096258416 Tue, 09 Jun 2009 18:47:32 -0500 2009-06-09T18:47:32-05:00 I liked Twitter better when it was just techies and early adopters. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2059420761 Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:33:43 -0500 2009-06-06T20:33:43-05:00 I never cared about "followers" (I do this for ME), especially people I don't know, UNTIL I started play Spymaster. Now I *need* followers. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1984370236 Sun, 31 May 2009 17:52:25 -0500 2009-05-31T17:52:25-05:00 I'm at Twin Dragon, the best Chinese restaurant in LA according to Billy Crystal. Not impressed. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1978112839 Sun, 31 May 2009 04:25:16 -0500 2009-05-31T04:25:16-05:00 @dominiccampbell I think it's more point of view of the reader. Like giving my cleaning lady a raise... pompus or generous? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1976509914 Sun, 31 May 2009 04:11:04 -0500 2009-05-31T04:11:04-05:00 @sixthandelm While *some* old timers on Twitter are indeed clueless, *ALL* newbies are by definition clueless. ;) http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1978618956 Sun, 31 May 2009 04:10:22 -0500 2009-05-31T04:10:22-05:00 Why is this "Tweeting too hard"? Http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1950901781 http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1967035354 Sat, 30 May 2009 18:26:40 -0500 2009-05-30T18:26:40-05:00 @submom my tweets are far from "self important" and don't deserve to be on Tweetingtoohard.com - I can think of far more deserving... http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1967166029 Sat, 30 May 2009 11:45:50 -0500 2009-05-30T11:45:50-05:00 As the the rest of the world is just now figuring out Twitter, the cool crowd is already moving to Google Wave. http://bit.ly/1qp3Ia http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1951074262 Fri, 29 May 2009 17:37:33 -0500 2009-05-29T17:37:33-05:00 If you weren't on Twitter in 2007 you are NOT an authority on social media. At all. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1950901781 Fri, 29 May 2009 09:14:12 -0500 2009-05-29T09:14:12-05:00 Guy next to me just mocked my 2G iPhone as an "inferior product". If he only knew who he was talkng to... http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1876752078 Fri, 22 May 2009 07:58:41 -0500 2009-05-22T07:58:41-05:00 I'm tasting Scotch and trying hard to appreciate it. 21 year old Balvenie. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1867206504 Wed, 20 May 2009 23:06:49 -0500 2009-05-20T23:06:49-05:00 Thankful for the little things in life like Rosa my cleaning lady. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1719918385 Wed, 06 May 2009 17:13:15 -0500 2009-05-06T17:13:15-05:00 @drew I'm so mad, I don't have the url I want for Google Profiles. That's like messing up your birth certificate... stuck with it for life? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1670499535 Fri, 01 May 2009 14:05:48 -0500 2009-05-01T14:05:48-05:00 The cool people I look to for trends and that "get it" have long since left MySapce, and mostly left Facebook. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1660716033 Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:17:52 -0500 2009-04-30T14:17:52-05:00 I hate sales people. Sitting next to a smug gaggle of them at the bar... they're *ALWAYS* dumb (sales=dumb) yet think they're smart. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1635099447 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 21:54:42 -0500 2009-04-27T21:54:42-05:00 Just gave a homeless guy a $20 by mistake... argh! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1618525634 Sun, 26 Apr 2009 01:07:23 -0500 2009-04-26T01:07:23-05:00 This economy has me excited... I know some people have it hard right now but there's also unprecedented opportunity. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1616832076 Sat, 25 Apr 2009 19:27:27 -0500 2009-04-25T19:27:27-05:00 Daniel Tosh on Leno: "Being an ugly woman is like being a man... you're gonna have to work." http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1611384415 Sat, 25 Apr 2009 09:50:27 -0500 2009-04-25T09:50:27-05:00 @drew Mark Cuban is an idiot. Too many for dot com millionaires (Cuban, Calacanis, etc) trying to convince us it wasn't just luck. It was. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1601695030 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:01:08 -0500 2009-04-24T15:01:08-05:00 Damn you people - quit putting me on here. I know this is you @jasoncalacanis! http://tweetingtoohard.com/ http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1600260326 Thu, 23 Apr 2009 23:43:46 -0500 2009-04-23T23:43:46-05:00 Really sick of all these dumb people pretending to use Twitter because they think it's "the cool thing". http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1591948075 Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:53:27 -0500 2009-04-23T17:53:27-05:00 I gave my cleaning lady a raise today, even though she didn't ask, as my own little contribution to fighting the recession. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1592160195 Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:49:23 -0500 2009-04-23T17:49:23-05:00