@maxcelcat LOL. It won't fail for no reason - it will fail due to your ineptitude.
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@Twinviper LOL. Of course I do. Why wouldn't I? There is "alot" (sic) to admire about me.
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@Whatever_Ista LOL. My philosophy exactly! :-) I spend, I save all the lesser people from unemployment. You'd think they'd be grateful...
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@DaMonitor LOL. Of your last 7 tweets, 5 have been about me. Obsessed much? Oh well, even though you're not much of one, you ARE only human.
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LOL. 300 followers, WAY more than that blocked.
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@luvyaa LOL. If I only had $1million in an account, I'd kill myself - I couldn't handle being that poor.
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@Kat_La LOL. You don't need to be hungry to hit the chocolate stash girl! Of course, I'm a size 2, so I can afford it.
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LOL. Dear lesser people (aka "my followers"): PLEASE STOP TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR FRICKIN' IPHONES!!!!!!
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LOL. Of my last 10 followers, I have only chosen to follow 1.
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@davidjdalton LOL. Let me rephrase your last tweet for you: "Fiona, you are too clever for me, I bow before your magnificence".
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LOL. Catch me up lesser people. What have I missed?
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@urbansmiler LOL. Moi? No... Not possible. I am everyone's beloved Fiona!
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@davidjdalton LOL. Lesser is ALWAYS the operative word. And I'm always fun. I brighten the meagre lives of the lesser people here.
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@Kodo LOL. I have blue blood. And I was born with it.
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LOL. I just had a moment that confirmed what I already knew - I really AM the smartest person I know. :-)
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LOL. I have more people blocked than I do followers.
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LOL. My first known unfollower is @RespectTheWest. He couldn't handle the awesomeness that is your beloved Fiona. :-)
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@Tw1sty LOL. True. I prefer my fame for the reason I have it: wealth, power, beauty and superior intelligence.
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LOL. At least if @uncyherb is posting about me, it stops him contributing to www.tweetingtoohard.com
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@hooleydooley LOL. Of course you did! Your meagre lives are brightened by my presence, I know it.
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LOL. I wholeheartedly agree with this: http://tinyurl.com/pu83bv The abuse I've had to put up with on here is nothing short of alarming.
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@MiishyMoo LOL. This is why I would never dream of catching public transport - it's for the lesser people.
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LOL. What have I learned? More attractive girls than guys follow me and my followers are getting uglier. :-(
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@babesmcphee LOL. I use the private banking arm of our banks here. Personal service. So important. It's the little things really.
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@Descentia LOL. They're all in the pharmacies of the lesser suburbs getting their free methadone.
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Twittersphere #tth
@TiceStar @thehipdotcom hey now! #Kentucky girls know good music! Or at least this one does!! LOVE #TTH!!
@Michelle_Burkee 112 tweets in 4 days? damn #tweetingtoohard
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Oh dude, how's your ego? You keep proving anyone be a social media pro! (Hey @TweetingTooHard please return)