I love how soft babies skin is. It's like they're made entirely out of nutsacks.
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Apparently telling pussy jokes to 3rd graders taking a tour of our newsroom is frowned upon. Lesson learned.
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Cooking at home is for assholes, I'm going to Dairy Queen.
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Bite the ears off of a chocolate Easter bunny, fill with weed and boom! Chocolate Bunny Bong!
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@TiceStar @thehipdotcom hey now! #Kentucky girls know good music! Or at least this one does!! LOVE #TTH!!
@Michelle_Burkee 112 tweets in 4 days? damn #tweetingtoohard
Goodmorning! #selca #godmorning #photooftheday #asian #oldpic #tth http://t.co/fkPvBcJL
Oh dude, how's your ego? You keep proving anyone be a social media pro! (Hey @TweetingTooHard please return)