JohncMayer's TweetingTooHard.com feed http://tweetingtoohard.com/u/JohncMayer Tweeting Too Hard - Tired of people posting nothing but pretentious tweets about themselves? Give them the recognition they deserve and give the rest of us a good laugh. It started as an attempt to not let the waves of criticism get to me, but it's gotten out of hand and I've created somewhat of a monster. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8921485034 Thu, 11 Feb 2010 09:58:11 -0600 2010-02-11T09:58:11-06:00 Youtube: "This video is no longer available due to your high level of personal interest in wanting to see it." http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8158651424 Mon, 25 Jan 2010 07:44:13 -0600 2010-01-25T07:44:13-06:00 I wish the mob were still around. "Mr.Mayer would prefer you not photograph him today," or "Mr.Mayer has taken a shining to your wife." http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/6211784823 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 07:23:15 -0600 2009-12-02T07:23:15-06:00 I've got two women texting me they want to come over. What's that, Modern Warfare 2? You understand me? Done. Night, ladies!!! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/6263385982 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 07:19:56 -0600 2009-12-02T07:19:56-06:00 This is the cutest tweet ever. Hi. RT @Kruleheart Eatin lunch by myself, but listening to @johncmayer, so i dont feel alone. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/4534341098 Thu, 01 Oct 2009 15:59:57 -0500 2009-10-01T15:59:57-05:00 There's nothing like clubbing with your business manager. You can turn a table upside down and then be like, "pay for that." http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2720195099 Sun, 19 Jul 2009 11:55:59 -0500 2009-07-19T11:55:59-05:00 My dad is in the studio making production notes on my vocals. Normally a no-no but he is technically the most executive of producers. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2660931788 Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:32:26 -0500 2009-07-16T12:32:26-05:00 I'm always tempted to speak Japanese to the staff at Sushi restaurants, but I imagine that's got to be extremely annoying desu. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2644939041 Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:31:24 -0500 2009-07-14T23:31:24-05:00 http://bit.ly/197ITg I am but a vessel for inspiration. Every idea must be investigated or I have neglected the gift. (I am an idiot.) http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2323323275 Thu, 25 Jun 2009 03:00:19 -0500 2009-06-25T03:00:19-05:00 Can somebody please call Amex and get me a replacement card? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2278029454 Mon, 22 Jun 2009 14:29:32 -0500 2009-06-22T14:29:32-05:00 Last year P!nk kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was pissing blood for days. Did I make a scene? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2278156057 Mon, 22 Jun 2009 07:35:34 -0500 2009-06-22T07:35:34-05:00 70% of People.com readers said they would not date me. By the numbers: 13m site viewers-86% female= 11.1m-70% 'no' = 3.33m who WOULD!! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2199928365 Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:21:22 -0500 2009-06-16T20:21:22-05:00 The ultimate live tweet: peeing in a club bathroom, but not without facing the mirror and mugging as if to say "hey, you're doing great." http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2163322316 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:51:06 -0500 2009-06-14T09:51:06-05:00 I will not tinker with my loins. I will go back to sleep, but I will not tinker with my loins. Sto- no. NO. No tink- STOP thinking about it. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2078803940 Mon, 08 Jun 2009 21:05:39 -0500 2009-06-08T21:05:39-05:00 @SmeltzieLA You, sir, are shallow and pedantic. - (love that...) We must hang soon. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1982633664 Sun, 31 May 2009 21:52:01 -0500 2009-05-31T21:52:01-05:00 I am contractually obligated through Empire Leisure, GmbH to post at least one tweet a day. So here it is, you humps! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1901260169 Sun, 31 May 2009 14:22:13 -0500 2009-05-31T14:22:13-05:00 Ryokan - a traditional japanese hotel. Paper doors. Tatami mats. Garden. Rain. Thunder. Miles Davis. Scotch. Notebook. Soul on 10. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1970224208 Sat, 30 May 2009 11:16:58 -0500 2009-05-30T11:16:58-05:00 So you see, though filled with deep emotional voids that can never be filled, Showbiz Types are an important part of our Nation's tapestry. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1850204508 Wed, 20 May 2009 21:47:04 -0500 2009-05-20T21:47:04-05:00 I'm a Showbiz Type. (cue penny whistle and marching drums) But I am not a douche!! (of 1,090,466, seventeen stand and applaud wildly) http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1850306630 Wed, 20 May 2009 15:30:21 -0500 2009-05-20T15:30:21-05:00 I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1849929508 Tue, 19 May 2009 15:30:25 -0500 2009-05-19T15:30:25-05:00 Hey, it's weird. Know what else is? Two homes. Millions of fans. Getting to be an artist for life. I think I'll jump on the treadmill. :) http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1721079155 Wed, 06 May 2009 17:13:36 -0500 2009-05-06T17:13:36-05:00 Rare, but when you write a song and record it within 6 hours, you sort of listen to it as a gift. Like getting to know a different you. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1653950463 Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:12:35 -0500 2009-04-29T19:12:35-05:00 Got my blue Land Rover Defender back. Those who have roof racks must remember they have them when pulling into municipal parking garages. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1598043680 Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:13:14 -0500 2009-04-23T17:13:14-05:00 Re: 420, I don't smoke pot anymore. I just pay a dude 50 bucks to come over, press lightly on my chest and tell me all my ideas are awesome. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1564044865 Wed, 22 Apr 2009 17:26:06 -0500 2009-04-22T17:26:06-05:00