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  I started reading "Hero with 1000 Faces" and am getting the feeling I missed the boat on reading it when I was 19, like "The Fountainhead".

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:17pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  i think the best part about being my dog must be getting to see me naked all the time.

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Sat Oct 17, 2009 1:18pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  because of whatever spam filters they've instituted on twitter, i have now passed my 420th follower about four times...and now will again.

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Wed Aug 5, 2009 1:45pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  last night i dreamed some losery guy was majorly after me and everyone wanted it and i was like oh gawd...then we had the same ring tone...

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Thu Jul 30, 2009 3:51am UTC – 0 Comments
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  so in love with marz's wife, tennille, right now. they totally had an argument about me that was not unrelated to online porn.

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Thu Jul 9, 2009 1:25pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  i wonder how my life would be different today if back in the day i'd trained for the miss penn competition instead of apply to grad schools.

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Fri Jul 3, 2009 4:03am UTC – 0 Comments
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  *sigh* what did i just agree to? a shrewd business woman i am not. but i'd rather be classy than rich, apparently.

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Fri Jul 3, 2009 4:01am UTC – 0 Comments
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  damn that checkout lady was suspicious...but all that matters is, i made it out with the booze! woo! my fake license rawks.

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Thu Jul 2, 2009 12:16am UTC – 0 Comments
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  dear democracy in iran: i still support you and everything, but that green is just too wonky. don't you have anything in an earth tone?

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:07pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  i kid you not, i have a follower who is only following britney spears, russell brand, kim kardashian, gossip girl, and me.

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Thu Jun 4, 2009 12:59am UTC – 3 Comments
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  evil wizard teacher who has a crush on me, to me: "the problem isn't your alarm clock, doll! the problem is YOU!" thank you, kreskin.

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Tue Jun 2, 2009 10:40pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  i am tired, lonely, cranky & coffeeless this tuesday morning. it's a bad sign when the bungalows @ school remind you of a concentration camp

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Tue Jun 2, 2009 7:48pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  holy cow, people!!! my tweet got top billing in TIME MAGAZINE! unreal! http://bit.ly/sW9bt

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Sat May 30, 2009 11:21pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  some angry guy just told me he could chop wood on my cheekbones...seriously? is that the best you can do? "you've got great cheekbones!"

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Tue May 26, 2009 4:35pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  dear men in general: please stop killing my lady boners. thank you in advance. love, me

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Tue May 26, 2009 6:10am UTC – 0 Comments
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  RT @chll @babesmcphee this morning i passed what i thought was a calvin klein ad, but it was just a mirror..how WEIRD! LA people are insane!

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Thu May 21, 2009 9:52pm UTC – 0 Comments
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  OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Wed May 20, 2009 9:47pm UTC – 14 Comments
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  it's so life-affirming when the poor fall in love.

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Wed May 20, 2009 9:46pm UTC – 5 Comments
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  this morning i passed what i thought was a calvin klein ad, but it was just a mirror...how WEIRD!

  Tweet this Tweeted by babesmcphee – Wed May 20, 2009 9:43pm UTC – 3 Comments

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