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    <description>Tweeting Too Hard - Tired of people posting nothing but pretentious tweets about themselves? Give them the recognition they deserve and give the rest of us a good laugh.</description>
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      <title>i think the best part about being my dog must be getting to see me naked all the time.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/4929364954</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 08:18:29 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>because of whatever spam filters they've instituted on twitter, i have now passed my 420th follower about four times...and now will again.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2936133806</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 08:45:09 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>last night i dreamed some losery guy was majorly after me and everyone wanted it and i was like oh gawd...then we had the same ring tone...</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2922858565</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:51:37 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>so in love with marz's wife, tennille, right now.  they totally had an argument about me that was not unrelated to online porn.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2511694531</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 08:25:49 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>i wonder how my life would be different today if back in the day i'd trained for the miss penn competition instead of apply to grad schools.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2417011281</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:03:31 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>*sigh* what did i just agree to?  a shrewd business woman i am not.  but i'd rather be classy than rich, apparently.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2441804891</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:01:36 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>damn that checkout lady was suspicious...but all that matters is, i made it out with the booze!  woo!  my fake license rawks.</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 19:16:10 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>dear democracy in iran: i still support you and everything, but that green is just too wonky.  don't you have anything in an earth tone?</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2210650485</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:07:09 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>i kid you not, i have a follower who is only following britney spears, russell brand, kim kardashian, gossip girl, and me.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2020437386</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Jun 2009 19:59:35 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>evil wizard teacher who has a crush on me, to me: &quot;the problem isn't your alarm clock, doll!  the problem is YOU!&quot;  thank you, kreskin.</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2005743211</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:40:00 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>i am tired, lonely, cranky &amp; coffeeless this tuesday morning. it's a bad sign when the bungalows @ school remind you of a concentration camp</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2004579137</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:48:29 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>holy cow, people!!!  my tweet got top billing in TIME MAGAZINE!  unreal! http://bit.ly/sW9bt</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1961033671</link>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 18:21:26 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>some angry guy just told me he could chop wood on my cheekbones...seriously?  is that the best you can do?  &quot;you've got great cheekbones!&quot;</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1923096244</link>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 11:35:40 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>dear men in general: please stop killing my lady boners.  thank you in advance.  love, me</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 01:10:33 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>RT @chll @babesmcphee this morning i passed what i thought was a calvin klein ad, but it was just a mirror..how WEIRD! LA people are insane!</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1873071420</link>
      <pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 16:52:08 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me</title>
      <link>http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1861622765</link>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 16:47:15 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>it's so life-affirming when the poor fall in love.</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 16:46:41 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>this morning i passed what i thought was a calvin klein ad, but it was just a mirror...how WEIRD!</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 16:43:56 -0500</pubDate>
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