Tweets by babesmcphee on TweetingTooHard.com http://tweetingtoohard.com/u/babesmcphee TweetingTooHard: Where self-important tweets get the recognition they deserve. en-us hourly 6 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 I started reading "Hero with 1000 Faces" and am getting the feeling I missed the boat on reading it when I was 19, like "The Fountainhead". http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/108911317959716864 Wed, 31 Aug 2011 21:17:51 GMT 2011-08-31T21:17:51Z i think the best part about being my dog must be getting to see me naked all the time. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/4929364954 Sat, 17 Oct 2009 13:18:29 GMT 2009-10-17T13:18:29Z because of whatever spam filters they've instituted on twitter, i have now passed my 420th follower about four times...and now will again. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2936133806 Wed, 05 Aug 2009 13:45:09 GMT 2009-08-05T13:45:09Z last night i dreamed some losery guy was majorly after me and everyone wanted it and i was like oh gawd...then we had the same ring tone... http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2922858565 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 03:51:37 GMT 2009-07-30T03:51:37Z so in love with marz's wife, tennille, right now. they totally had an argument about me that was not unrelated to online porn. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2511694531 Thu, 09 Jul 2009 13:25:49 GMT 2009-07-09T13:25:49Z i wonder how my life would be different today if back in the day i'd trained for the miss penn competition instead of apply to grad schools. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2417011281 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:03:31 GMT 2009-07-03T04:03:31Z *sigh* what did i just agree to? a shrewd business woman i am not. but i'd rather be classy than rich, apparently. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2441804891 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:01:36 GMT 2009-07-03T04:01:36Z damn that checkout lady was suspicious...but all that matters is, i made it out with the booze! woo! my fake license rawks. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2356672332 Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:16:10 GMT 2009-07-02T00:16:10Z dear democracy in iran: i still support you and everything, but that green is just too wonky. don't you have anything in an earth tone? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2210650485 Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:07:09 GMT 2009-06-17T20:07:09Z i kid you not, i have a follower who is only following britney spears, russell brand, kim kardashian, gossip girl, and me. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2020437386 Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:59:35 GMT 2009-06-04T00:59:35Z evil wizard teacher who has a crush on me, to me: "the problem isn't your alarm clock, doll! the problem is YOU!" thank you, kreskin. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2005743211 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:40:00 GMT 2009-06-02T22:40:00Z i am tired, lonely, cranky & coffeeless this tuesday morning. it's a bad sign when the bungalows @ school remind you of a concentration camp http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2004579137 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:48:29 GMT 2009-06-02T19:48:29Z holy cow, people!!! my tweet got top billing in TIME MAGAZINE! unreal! http://bit.ly/sW9bt http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1961033671 Sat, 30 May 2009 23:21:26 GMT 2009-05-30T23:21:26Z some angry guy just told me he could chop wood on my cheekbones...seriously? is that the best you can do? "you've got great cheekbones!" http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1923096244 Tue, 26 May 2009 16:35:40 GMT 2009-05-26T16:35:40Z dear men in general: please stop killing my lady boners. thank you in advance. love, me http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1920773545 Tue, 26 May 2009 06:10:33 GMT 2009-05-26T06:10:33Z RT @chll @babesmcphee this morning i passed what i thought was a calvin klein ad, but it was just a mirror..how WEIRD! LA people are insane! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1873071420 Thu, 21 May 2009 21:52:08 GMT 2009-05-21T21:52:08Z OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1861622765 Wed, 20 May 2009 21:47:15 GMT 2009-05-20T21:47:15Z it's so life-affirming when the poor fall in love. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1861680227 Wed, 20 May 2009 21:46:41 GMT 2009-05-20T21:46:41Z this morning i passed what i thought was a calvin klein ad, but it was just a mirror...how WEIRD! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1861693110 Wed, 20 May 2009 21:43:56 GMT 2009-05-20T21:43:56Z