Almost ran over Ricky Schroder this morning.
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Converting my Facebook page to a "fan" page today, and creating a new super secret Facebook page for people I actually know.
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I love the wisdom of getting older. Frequently, I am thanked or even praised for my perceived contributions... who am I to argue? ;)
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New to Google+? I've been there since day one... say hello! http://profiles.google.com/brettschulte
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If you don't have your phone number in your email signature then YOU are part of the problem.
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I just sent my young assistant to baby sit a drunk celebrity who will probably maul him. Should I feel guilty?
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Never thought I'd have to fight off a hot 18 year old girl determined to recruit me for a threesome. WTF. #crazynight
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Every time I feel pretty good about myself I see a private jet go by...
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Tweeting from 30K feet... seems no on has seen an iPad before.
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OMG We actually got the aircraft carrier... this will be an EPIC party.
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Hey @mikerelm and @DJRayRhodes - ever spin on a boat? ;)
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I can't believe we actually rented an aircraft carrier. Thanks to @mopho_barry and @MorganTremaine.
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Wait , they don't? ;) RT @dom: People don't give @BrettSchulte enough credit, including me.
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Me too! "My last weekend without an iPad." -@leolaporte
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With the republicans and hate-riots on the war path it's more important than ever that reasonable intelligent people register to vote.
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I'm pretty sure the average iq of Twitter users is significantly higher than Facebook. MySpace, well duh.
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Lookig forward to working with Kobe Bryant today.
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Wait why is Taco Bell following me? I never even mentioned them
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@etseng you're insane... night diving scares the shit out of me, but I'd love to take you to see some whale sharks at Cabo Pulmo. ;)
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I don't wanna be a celebrity, but it sure is good to be an "influencer".
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I'm lost in a land of ugly people. :( (@ Canoga Park Bowl) http://4sq.com/7KpF11
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No @DavidDennison Mountain Dew and UV Blue vodka isn't a good breakfast drink. Yes, it IS a nice color. Now who's the woman in my shower?
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Regretting, just a little, not going to Grammy's this year. Been half a dozen times, bu there's a social media component this year.
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Judging by my emails my episode of Criminal Minds must have run again tonight. Anyone see? Cha-ching.
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"The hardest thing to change is attidude, after that the rest is easy." -Brett Schulte
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