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    it's a little unnerving how many people google me in a day.

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    i ordered hot wings and got some sort of disgusting garlic wings. this is the most tragic thing that has ever happened to me

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    I really hate funeral processions. If that makes me a bad person, than so be it.

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    culling through 100s of pictures was a lot easier when i was a shittier photographer

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    You know .. I've never made the best of nashville list .. So how good can it be, really?

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    if I could, I would gladly donate to the world my ability to figure shit out on my own.

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    oh good, I got an ignorant comment on my blog post on healthcare. FINALLY. i thought the internet had gone soft

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    I had to go get beer .. I forgot I can't enjoy football without taking my brain down a notch or two

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    woman at woodlands just now was so pretty i had a really hard time not staring. now i know what it's like being around me

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    I'm such a damn good guy it makes even me want to puke

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    me taking pictures. guy walking by: waiting for the sunset, eh? me: yep. him: you should use B&W ... thanks, anseladams

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    sometimes twitter really challenges my ability to suppress my inner knowitall

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    the most mortifying part of being on tweetingtoohard is not the sentiment, but that one of them has a than/then error

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    is buck dozier in the news recently for some reason? lots of hits on my blog from people searching for him

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    It's a good thing I naturally smell like bergamot and lavendar

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