check it, guys: tacos. in a food truck. taco trucks! i'm gonna be rich
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great, twitter is going to notify us when we're hilarious, now? i can't handle that sort of email volume
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i wish that when people post shitty music they would tag it as shitty so i don't stop my music to listen to it
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It's a good thing I naturally smell like bergamot and lavendar
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is buck dozier in the news recently for some reason? lots of hits on my blog from people searching for him
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the most mortifying part of being on tweetingtoohard is not the sentiment, but that one of them has a than/then error
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sometimes twitter really challenges my ability to suppress my inner knowitall
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oh good, I got an ignorant comment on my blog post on healthcare. FINALLY. i thought the internet had gone soft
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I'm such a damn good guy it makes even me want to puke
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me taking pictures. guy walking by: waiting for the sunset, eh? me: yep. him: you should use B&W ... thanks, anseladams
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woman at woodlands just now was so pretty i had a really hard time not staring. now i know what it's like being around me
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I had to go get beer .. I forgot I can't enjoy football without taking my brain down a notch or two
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if I could, I would gladly donate to the world my ability to figure shit out on my own.
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You know .. I've never made the best of nashville list .. So how good can it be, really?
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culling through 100s of pictures was a lot easier when i was a shittier photographer
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I really hate funeral processions. If that makes me a bad person, than so be it.
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i ordered hot wings and got some sort of disgusting garlic wings. this is the most tragic thing that has ever happened to me
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it's a little unnerving how many people google me in a day.
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Twittersphere #tth
Fireworks exploding in the distance, temporary towers soar #TTH
We starting to really ball now ! Went 4-1 this weekend #TTH
The @gutscgurch #tth motorcycle rollout was today. I'm lead pack and all in for changing 2 separate groups, are you? #teamguts
Chuck rolling out #TTH to Spanish church http://t.co/G7Bq9AcQ
You NIGGAS #TTH