Tweets by cwage on TweetingTooHard.com http://tweetingtoohard.com/u/cwage TweetingTooHard: Where self-important tweets get the recognition they deserve. en-us hourly 6 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 check it, guys: tacos. in a food truck. taco trucks! i'm gonna be rich http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/83913352337825792 Thu, 23 Jun 2011 15:10:29 GMT 2011-06-23T15:10:29Z great, twitter is going to notify us when we're hilarious, now? i can't handle that sort of email volume http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/72792377600901120 Mon, 23 May 2011 22:41:32 GMT 2011-05-23T22:41:32Z i wish that when people post shitty music they would tag it as shitty so i don't stop my music to listen to it http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/41967122288615424 Mon, 28 Feb 2011 17:27:07 GMT 2011-02-28T17:27:07Z It's a good thing I naturally smell like bergamot and lavendar http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/13460999164 Thu, 06 May 2010 04:19:17 GMT 2010-05-06T04:19:17Z is buck dozier in the news recently for some reason? lots of hits on my blog from people searching for him http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/11901380379 Fri, 09 Apr 2010 22:45:02 GMT 2010-04-09T22:45:02Z the most mortifying part of being on tweetingtoohard is not the sentiment, but that one of them has a than/then error http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/11784852064 Wed, 07 Apr 2010 20:45:08 GMT 2010-04-07T20:45:08Z sometimes twitter really challenges my ability to suppress my inner knowitall http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/11620890368 Mon, 05 Apr 2010 03:45:30 GMT 2010-04-05T03:45:30Z oh good, I got an ignorant comment on my blog post on healthcare. FINALLY. i thought the internet had gone soft http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/10978323375 Wed, 24 Mar 2010 21:04:46 GMT 2010-03-24T21:04:46Z I'm such a damn good guy it makes even me want to puke http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/10763063822 Mon, 22 Mar 2010 00:46:57 GMT 2010-03-22T00:46:57Z me taking pictures. guy walking by: waiting for the sunset, eh? me: yep. him: you should use B&W ... thanks, anseladams http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/10845836687 Mon, 22 Mar 2010 00:43:17 GMT 2010-03-22T00:43:17Z woman at woodlands just now was so pretty i had a really hard time not staring. now i know what it's like being around me http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/9836690259 Mon, 01 Mar 2010 18:58:38 GMT 2010-03-01T18:58:38Z I had to go get beer .. I forgot I can't enjoy football without taking my brain down a notch or two http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8786094578 Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:11:22 GMT 2010-02-08T16:11:22Z if I could, I would gladly donate to the world my ability to figure shit out on my own. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8204600209 Mon, 25 Jan 2010 21:02:05 GMT 2010-01-25T21:02:05Z You know .. I've never made the best of nashville list .. So how good can it be, really? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/7676511704 Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:56:35 GMT 2010-01-12T18:56:35Z culling through 100s of pictures was a lot easier when i was a shittier photographer http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/6639436800 Thu, 17 Dec 2009 22:03:49 GMT 2009-12-17T22:03:49Z I really hate funeral processions. If that makes me a bad person, than so be it. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/6017371803 Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:30:48 GMT 2009-11-25T00:30:48Z i ordered hot wings and got some sort of disgusting garlic wings. this is the most tragic thing that has ever happened to me http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5755592810 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 03:48:57 GMT 2009-11-16T03:48:57Z it's a little unnerving how many people google me in a day. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5687441234 Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:55:08 GMT 2009-11-13T18:55:08Z