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    find myself using the incorrect terminology MD5 "encryption" instead of "hashing" because the audience I'm talking to understands it better

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    2002 Joseph Phelps Insignia - my favorite year of my favorite wine! So smooth, so tasty.

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    is putting a search for #SCS up on my Tweetdeck this week (yes the 44" one - you know what they say about the size of a man's Tweetdeck)

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    @ChrisKnight that's happening to me all the time now - makes interviews much easier because they already have so much background info

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    @robhayes anyone who is rude to an assistant is an idiot. I learned early on to make the assistants my best friend!

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    @mparka haha I have an iPhone and a G1 and am trying to figure out how to justify the Pre...

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    Tesla Roadster #83 just might be back tomorrow - if I cancel a meeting with you tomorrow I apologize in advance...

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    is looking forward to cruising around in the Tesla today

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    just scored an extra set of VIP tickets to Counting Crows at the Austin Music Hall for @damon

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    cleaning out the garage to make room for Tesla Roadster #83 again... then headed to the office for @CapitalFactory move-in day!

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    fan belt light came on in the 911 so now I'm driving the Cayenne Turbo S - the backup, backup car. Trying not to think about the Tesla...

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    just tethered my iPhone to my MacBook Air - sweet!

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    unexpectedly making a cash offer on a new house. Getting financing can be complicated for an entrepreneur.

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    is totally digging my @Cotweet even more now that I have THIRTEEN Twitter accounts set up in it

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    anyone going to #Phish at Red Rocks and staying at the Ritz in #Denver? I'm looking for someone to share a limo and driver to/from the shows

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    Hertz counter says "no cars". Called Amex and they worked some magic. Don't leave home without it! #Centurion #BlackCard

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    I just saw Rod Stewart. Apparently this is the rockstar floor.

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    Most people don't realize that buying a tuxedo pays off if you use it only twice. I bought 1st at 17 (used) 2nd at 30. Saved at least $1000.

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    any recommendations on how to buy a Rolex?

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    ate a filet mignon from room service, now a quick massage, then off to the lot! #Phish #RedRocks

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    just confirmed that I am still first in line for the first Porsche 911 Turbo S Cabriolet at Roger Beasely in #Austin. Signed up 2 years ago!

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    @techpeace thanks for the support Matt!

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    is glad that the Toyota Center luxury boxes have wireless access so I can check on how the @OtherInbox database sharding is going...

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    @amybaer is the only person I know who is excited to get the Chevy Tahoe back so that she doesn't have to drive the Porsche Cayenne Turbo S!

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    apparently they are auctioning off a walk-on role on Entourage for $10,000 @givetoaustin

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    apparently I was "under the influence" at the @GiveToAustin poker night and won a guest appearance on "Entourage". Can I wear my OIB shirt?

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    I don't really want any business cards, but I feel bad about saying no when someone hands me one. All I do is take a picture and toss it.

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    I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but the Hyatt club level in Denver doesn't compare to the club level at the Ritz. Probably still worth it.

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    just had to honk at a pedestrian who was about to step in front of Tesla #83 because she wasn't paying attention and the Tesla is SILENT.

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    the Amex black card is made of titanium - always surprises people how heavy it is when I hand it to them.

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    shit, I promised myself that I wouldn't start any more companies

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    my wife seems upset that I made an offer on a house without asking her. I guess it was a bit impulsive... can I use the pregnancy excuse?

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    between my iPhone and Google Nexus One and Google Voice with SMS notifications, I get like 15 beeps and buzzes when I miss a call.

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    didn't drink any alcohol last night - is it possible to have an adrenaline hangover?

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    I just had a cop pull up next to me at a red light and ask me if I was going straight and if I would race him. Unfortunately I was turning.

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    is it lazy for me to use my skateboard to get to the other side of the office building?

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    I still get a little nervous every time I plug in the Tesla when its dripping wet.

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    This really sucks. Lack of Dvorak support basically kills my dreams of having the iPad + bluetooth keyboard replace my laptop.

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    I've enjoyed driving the 993 for the past few weeks but I'll be happy to get the Tesla back tonight from its service trip to Chicago.

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