Tweeting Too Hard

Vote up 2 Vote down

I managed to fit 2 car seats in the back of the 911 - kind of. I need my @TeslaMotors Model S!
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Wed Mar 7, 2012 4:20pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 1 Vote down

When my family gathers, we have to plan power carefully with 12 phones, 4 iPads, 3 laptops, 4 cameras, 3 helicopters, 2 RC cars to plug in.
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:46am UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 1 Vote down

Starting off Thanksgiving with a bottle of @JosephPhelps 2001 Insignia - one of my favorite bottles ever. http://t.co/zdImpGFN
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:47am UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 1 Vote down

I forgot to charge the Tesla yesterday but fortunately I can go about three days without a charge.
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:07pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up -1 Vote down

Uh oh. I may have to buy another gas-powered car. The Porsche 911 new 991 series. http://t.co/jz3LgMUi
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Wed Sep 21, 2011 3:46pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 0 Vote down

Probably the first @UTAustin parking pass on a Tesla Roadster. And it's even orange! http://t.co/yiuuUGA
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Thu Sep 1, 2011 3:10pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 1 Vote down

As an investor, I remind myself that for the entrepreneur this deal is everything but for me its just one of many future deals. thx @kipmcc
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Tue Aug 30, 2011 10:27pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 0 Vote down

This will be the first company I was (minimally) involved in starting that will go public. How exciting! http://t.co/QdfACtd
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:04pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 0 Vote down

I love mentoring other entrepreneurs as they sell their company. Such a fun time, and easy to make a big impact. @asmartbear was my first.
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:07pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 0 Vote down

# of followers on Twitter: 5545 AngelList: 976. If you only count real people, I probably have more followers on @AngelList.
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:16am UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 5 Vote down

Every once in a while my elevator card doesn't work and I have a panicked thought that I got fired. Then I remember I can't get fired.
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Tue Aug 9, 2011 11:21pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 1 Vote down

Honored to be a Top Connector on @Angellist #1 in Texas #1 in Austin #1 in Small and Medium Businesses #1 in Email #2 in Mountain View
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Tue Aug 9, 2011 3:53am UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 0 Vote down

My credit score is 740,743,742. Its easy to get credit when you don't need it. My score sucked as a struggling entreprenur. #ironic
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:11am UTC – 1 Comments
Vote up 0 Vote down

Finally something to buy with my 1,000,000 Amex points - Purple Cows on Farmville http://tcrn.ch/hco6VA
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Thu Dec 2, 2010 8:54pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 2 Vote down

I just helped a blind man cross a construction zone. Talk about putting life's problems in perspective!
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Thu Dec 2, 2010 8:50pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 8 Vote down

Smashed the mirror on the Tesla while parking. I sure am fortunate to have a Tesla to be smashed. (repeating over and over)
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:05pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 14 Vote down

I've enjoyed driving the 993 for the past few weeks but I'll be happy to get the Tesla back tonight from its service trip to Chicago.
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Wed May 12, 2010 8:59pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 2 Vote down

This really sucks. Lack of Dvorak support basically kills my dreams of having the iPad + bluetooth keyboard replace my laptop.
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:29pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 0 Vote down

I still get a little nervous every time I plug in the Tesla when its dripping wet.
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Fri Feb 5, 2010 2:55am UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up -2 Vote down

is it lazy for me to use my skateboard to get to the other side of the office building?
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:43pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 0 Vote down

I just had a cop pull up next to me at a red light and ask me if I was going straight and if I would race him. Unfortunately I was turning.
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:49pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up -1 Vote down

didn't drink any alcohol last night - is it possible to have an adrenaline hangover?
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:29pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 2 Vote down

between my iPhone and Google Nexus One and Google Voice with SMS notifications, I get like 15 beeps and buzzes when I miss a call.
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Fri Jan 8, 2010 5:44pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 1 Vote down

my wife seems upset that I made an offer on a house without asking her. I guess it was a bit impulsive... can I use the pregnancy excuse?
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Thu Dec 3, 2009 4:48pm UTC – 0 Comments
Vote up 18 Vote down

shit, I promised myself that I wouldn't start any more companies
Tweet this Tweeted by joshuabaer – Tue Nov 17, 2009 3:09am UTC – 0 Comments

Tweeting Too Hard

Where self-important tweets get the recognition they deserve.

Twittersphere #tth

Why do I have to sign in to vote?

Twittersphere #tth

Is Someone Tweeting Too Hard?

Go ahead. Give them the recognition they deserve.

Is this the tweet worthy of our praise?

You must be logged in to vote.

Why do I have to sign in to vote?