joshuabaer's TweetingTooHard.com feed http://tweetingtoohard.com/u/joshuabaer Tweeting Too Hard - Tired of people posting nothing but pretentious tweets about themselves? Give them the recognition they deserve and give the rest of us a good laugh. I still get a little nervous every time I plug in the Tesla when its dripping wet. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8655240586 Thu, 04 Feb 2010 20:55:19 -0600 2010-02-04T20:55:19-06:00 is it lazy for me to use my skateboard to get to the other side of the office building? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8328279830 Thu, 28 Jan 2010 11:43:53 -0600 2010-01-28T11:43:53-06:00 I just had a cop pull up next to me at a red light and ask me if I was going straight and if I would race him. Unfortunately I was turning. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8204547536 Tue, 26 Jan 2010 10:49:54 -0600 2010-01-26T10:49:54-06:00 didn't drink any alcohol last night - is it possible to have an adrenaline hangover? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/7750725421 Thu, 14 Jan 2010 13:29:00 -0600 2010-01-14T13:29:00-06:00 between my iPhone and Google Nexus One and Google Voice with SMS notifications, I get like 15 beeps and buzzes when I miss a call. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/7495183745 Fri, 08 Jan 2010 11:44:17 -0600 2010-01-08T11:44:17-06:00 my wife seems upset that I made an offer on a house without asking her. I guess it was a bit impulsive... can I use the pregnancy excuse? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/6307921415 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 10:48:02 -0600 2009-12-03T10:48:02-06:00 shit, I promised myself that I wouldn't start any more companies http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5784055285 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 21:09:26 -0600 2009-11-16T21:09:26-06:00 the Amex black card is made of titanium - always surprises people how heavy it is when I hand it to them. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5654886717 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 11:53:14 -0600 2009-11-12T11:53:14-06:00 I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but the Hyatt club level in Denver doesn't compare to the club level at the Ritz. Probably still worth it. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5601318058 Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:15:27 -0600 2009-11-10T18:15:27-06:00 just had to honk at a pedestrian who was about to step in front of Tesla #83 because she wasn't paying attention and the Tesla is SILENT. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5272474144 Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:56:39 -0600 2009-11-10T14:56:39-06:00 I don't really want any business cards, but I feel bad about saying no when someone hands me one. All I do is take a picture and toss it. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5535658094 Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:52:40 -0600 2009-11-10T14:52:40-06:00 apparently they are auctioning off a walk-on role on Entourage for $10,000 @givetoaustin http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5468505239 Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:38:46 -0600 2009-11-06T11:38:46-06:00 apparently I was "under the influence" at the @GiveToAustin poker night and won a guest appearance on "Entourage". Can I wear my OIB shirt? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5472630769 Fri, 06 Nov 2009 11:38:08 -0600 2009-11-06T11:38:08-06:00 @amybaer is the only person I know who is excited to get the Chevy Tahoe back so that she doesn't have to drive the Porsche Cayenne Turbo S! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5209673225 Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:36:53 -0500 2009-10-27T15:36:53-05:00 is glad that the Toyota Center luxury boxes have wireless access so I can check on how the @OtherInbox database sharding is going... http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/4725675745 Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:33:06 -0500 2009-10-08T22:33:06-05:00 @techpeace thanks for the support Matt! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3672869348 Tue, 01 Sep 2009 12:38:22 -0500 2009-09-01T12:38:22-05:00 just confirmed that I am still first in line for the first Porsche 911 Turbo S Cabriolet at Roger Beasely in #Austin. Signed up 2 years ago! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3580498675 Thu, 27 Aug 2009 09:58:55 -0500 2009-08-27T09:58:55-05:00 any recommendations on how to buy a Rolex? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3289053558 Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:39:01 -0500 2009-08-13T11:39:01-05:00 Most people don't realize that buying a tuxedo pays off if you use it only twice. I bought 1st at 17 (used) 2nd at 30. Saved at least $1000. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3079024050 Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:07:20 -0500 2009-08-03T16:07:20-05:00 ate a filet mignon from room service, now a quick massage, then off to the lot! #Phish #RedRocks http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3056000678 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 14:29:22 -0500 2009-07-31T14:29:22-05:00 I just saw Rod Stewart. Apparently this is the rockstar floor. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2932335947 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:04:20 -0500 2009-07-30T11:04:20-05:00 Hertz counter says "no cars". Called Amex and they worked some magic. Don't leave home without it! #Centurion #BlackCard http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2911981735 Wed, 29 Jul 2009 11:46:16 -0500 2009-07-29T11:46:16-05:00 anyone going to #Phish at Red Rocks and staying at the Ritz in #Denver? I'm looking for someone to share a limo and driver to/from the shows http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2706607457 Sat, 18 Jul 2009 10:02:21 -0500 2009-07-18T10:02:21-05:00 is totally digging my @Cotweet even more now that I have THIRTEEN Twitter accounts set up in it http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2319918537 Wed, 24 Jun 2009 21:06:43 -0500 2009-06-24T21:06:43-05:00 unexpectedly making a cash offer on a new house. Getting financing can be complicated for an entrepreneur. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2266983334 Sun, 21 Jun 2009 11:37:57 -0500 2009-06-21T11:37:57-05:00 just tethered my iPhone to my MacBook Air - sweet! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2226309609 Thu, 18 Jun 2009 13:49:40 -0500 2009-06-18T13:49:40-05:00 just scored an extra set of VIP tickets to Counting Crows at the Austin Music Hall for @damon http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1930080999 Sun, 31 May 2009 22:57:18 -0500 2009-05-31T22:57:18-05:00 is looking forward to cruising around in the Tesla today http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1970800906 Sat, 30 May 2009 07:57:30 -0500 2009-05-30T07:57:30-05:00 Tesla Roadster #83 just might be back tomorrow - if I cancel a meeting with you tomorrow I apologize in advance... http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1936206375 Wed, 27 May 2009 10:49:43 -0500 2009-05-27T10:49:43-05:00 cleaning out the garage to make room for Tesla Roadster #83 again... then headed to the office for @CapitalFactory move-in day! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1894044660 Sat, 23 May 2009 23:30:52 -0500 2009-05-23T23:30:52-05:00 @mparka haha I have an iPhone and a G1 and am trying to figure out how to justify the Pre... http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1858947943 Wed, 20 May 2009 18:54:07 -0500 2009-05-20T18:54:07-05:00 @robhayes anyone who is rude to an assistant is an idiot. I learned early on to make the assistants my best friend! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1862889451 Wed, 20 May 2009 16:04:06 -0500 2009-05-20T16:04:06-05:00 @ChrisKnight that's happening to me all the time now - makes interviews much easier because they already have so much background info http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1695494434 Mon, 04 May 2009 15:59:04 -0500 2009-05-04T15:59:04-05:00 is putting a search for #SCS up on my Tweetdeck this week (yes the 44" one - you know what they say about the size of a man's Tweetdeck) http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1629910109 Mon, 27 Apr 2009 11:11:45 -0500 2009-04-27T11:11:45-05:00 find myself using the incorrect terminology MD5 "encryption" instead of "hashing" because the audience I'm talking to understands it better http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1603372995 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 11:09:52 -0500 2009-04-24T11:09:52-05:00 2002 Joseph Phelps Insignia - my favorite year of my favorite wine! So smooth, so tasty. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1599379848 Fri, 24 Apr 2009 08:15:23 -0500 2009-04-24T08:15:23-05:00 fan belt light came on in the 911 so now I'm driving the Cayenne Turbo S - the backup, backup car. Trying not to think about the Tesla... http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1357436287 Wed, 22 Apr 2009 09:10:02 -0500 2009-04-22T09:10:02-05:00