Tweets by joshuabaer on TweetingTooHard.com http://tweetingtoohard.com/u/joshuabaer TweetingTooHard: Where self-important tweets get the recognition they deserve. en-us hourly 6 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 When my family gathers, we have to plan power carefully with 12 phones, 4 iPads, 3 laptops, 4 cameras, 3 helicopters, 2 RC cars to plug in. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/139578964313243648 Thu, 24 Nov 2011 05:46:17 GMT 2011-11-24T05:46:17Z Starting off Thanksgiving with a bottle of @JosephPhelps 2001 Insignia - one of my favorite bottles ever. http://t.co/zdImpGFN http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/139525128223588352 Thu, 24 Nov 2011 02:47:56 GMT 2011-11-24T02:47:56Z I forgot to charge the Tesla yesterday but fortunately I can go about three days without a charge. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/129226801024221184 Wed, 26 Oct 2011 16:07:47 GMT 2011-10-26T16:07:47Z Uh oh. I may have to buy another gas-powered car. The Porsche 911 new 991 series. http://t.co/jz3LgMUi http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/116533886992920576 Wed, 21 Sep 2011 15:46:18 GMT 2011-09-21T15:46:18Z Probably the first @UTAustin parking pass on a Tesla Roadster. And it's even orange! http://t.co/yiuuUGA http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/109279309323190272 Thu, 01 Sep 2011 15:10:15 GMT 2011-09-01T15:10:15Z As an investor, I remind myself that for the entrepreneur this deal is everything but for me its just one of many future deals. thx @kipmcc http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/108662678565826560 Tue, 30 Aug 2011 22:27:59 GMT 2011-08-30T22:27:59Z This will be the first company I was (minimally) involved in starting that will go public. How exciting! http://t.co/QdfACtd http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/107306395346542592 Sat, 27 Aug 2011 15:04:29 GMT 2011-08-27T15:04:29Z I love mentoring other entrepreneurs as they sell their company. Such a fun time, and easy to make a big impact. @asmartbear was my first. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/106107953018454017 Tue, 23 Aug 2011 21:07:10 GMT 2011-08-23T21:07:10Z # of followers on Twitter: 5545 AngelList: 976. If you only count real people, I probably have more followers on @AngelList. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/102552643473379328 Sun, 14 Aug 2011 02:16:51 GMT 2011-08-14T02:16:51Z Every once in a while my elevator card doesn't work and I have a panicked thought that I got fired. Then I remember I can't get fired. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/100963170855829504 Tue, 09 Aug 2011 23:21:36 GMT 2011-08-09T23:21:36Z Honored to be a Top Connector on @Angellist #1 in Texas #1 in Austin #1 in Small and Medium Businesses #1 in Email #2 in Mountain View http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/100774745410256898 Tue, 09 Aug 2011 03:53:17 GMT 2011-08-09T03:53:17Z My credit score is 740,743,742. Its easy to get credit when you don't need it. My score sucked as a struggling entreprenur. #ironic http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/29722704793837568 Tue, 25 Jan 2011 02:11:54 GMT 2011-01-25T02:11:54Z Finally something to buy with my 1,000,000 Amex points - Purple Cows on Farmville http://tcrn.ch/hco6VA http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/9618757215326208 Thu, 02 Dec 2010 20:54:00 GMT 2010-12-02T20:54:00Z I just helped a blind man cross a construction zone. Talk about putting life's problems in perspective! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/10372153270607872 Thu, 02 Dec 2010 20:50:31 GMT 2010-12-02T20:50:31Z Smashed the mirror on the Tesla while parking. I sure am fortunate to have a Tesla to be smashed. (repeating over and over) http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/27943980827 Wed, 20 Oct 2010 16:05:42 GMT 2010-10-20T16:05:42Z I've enjoyed driving the 993 for the past few weeks but I'll be happy to get the Tesla back tonight from its service trip to Chicago. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/13867793006 Wed, 12 May 2010 20:59:36 GMT 2010-05-12T20:59:36Z This really sucks. Lack of Dvorak support basically kills my dreams of having the iPad + bluetooth keyboard replace my laptop. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/11902655417 Mon, 12 Apr 2010 18:29:14 GMT 2010-04-12T18:29:14Z I still get a little nervous every time I plug in the Tesla when its dripping wet. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8655240586 Fri, 05 Feb 2010 02:55:19 GMT 2010-02-05T02:55:19Z is it lazy for me to use my skateboard to get to the other side of the office building? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8328279830 Thu, 28 Jan 2010 17:43:53 GMT 2010-01-28T17:43:53Z I just had a cop pull up next to me at a red light and ask me if I was going straight and if I would race him. Unfortunately I was turning. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8204547536 Tue, 26 Jan 2010 16:49:54 GMT 2010-01-26T16:49:54Z didn't drink any alcohol last night - is it possible to have an adrenaline hangover? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/7750725421 Thu, 14 Jan 2010 19:29:00 GMT 2010-01-14T19:29:00Z between my iPhone and Google Nexus One and Google Voice with SMS notifications, I get like 15 beeps and buzzes when I miss a call. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/7495183745 Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:44:17 GMT 2010-01-08T17:44:17Z my wife seems upset that I made an offer on a house without asking her. I guess it was a bit impulsive... can I use the pregnancy excuse? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/6307921415 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 16:48:02 GMT 2009-12-03T16:48:02Z shit, I promised myself that I wouldn't start any more companies http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5784055285 Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:09:26 GMT 2009-11-17T03:09:26Z the Amex black card is made of titanium - always surprises people how heavy it is when I hand it to them. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5654886717 Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:53:14 GMT 2009-11-12T17:53:14Z