Everyone stop crashing This American Life's servers so I can read the story! I'm more important!
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Also, in order to buy the things I sell on Craigslist, your email must have decent grammar. That's right, I'm that much of a grammar nazi!
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It's so frustrating when you find a book with a great premise (Fiction or non) that is destroyed by bad prose.
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If you want to avoid the footballs, my blog has some really good links. I'm impressed with myself. http://t.co/0nbLPnpB
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I imagine no one reads my blog because most people have specific interests and aren't so ADD in their reading.
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It is really not hard to figure out why we have an obesity crisis. Just try to eat healthy in a small town. Impossible.
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You guys are really not doing your job and entertaining me while I make this film.
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I don't understand why all films can't be made in 48 hours?
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I have "I can entirely her only love" tattooed on my arm, and it has become a humorous way for me to gauge someone's reading level.
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Also, ugh, I can't even drink drip coffee anymore. When did my mouth become so snobby?
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Tomorrow, no twitter. I'm going to attempt to critique some things I disagree with by starting the process of doing better than them.
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I just ordered a double shot decaf latte with soy and realized that I am now the guy I laughed at when I first started drinking coffee.
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What's up with people regularly asking me if I would consider a full-time gig? Is this a freelance fortitude test?
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Boy that cynicism that I worked so hard to overcome is always right there, ready to come back at the first sign of idiocy.
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How do people live without constantly learning new stuff? My brain has so much unused space!
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I abhor our consumerist culture, but I have begun to realize consumption alone isn't the problem, rather trivial, mindless consumption.
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Is the Nashville Library site down for anyone else? Wait, do any of you use the Nashville Library site?
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I still refuse to hop on the bandwagon of the Climate Change Religion, even though I do everything I can to live sustainably.
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The difference between my sister-in-law's BF and me are illustrated in that his pants can't be baggy enough and mine can't be much tighter.
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Almost posted an introspective tweet until I realized it was a good candidate for Tweeting Too Hard.
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Fireworks exploding in the distance, temporary towers soar #TTH
We starting to really ball now ! Went 4-1 this weekend #TTH
The @gutscgurch #tth motorcycle rollout was today. I'm lead pack and all in for changing 2 separate groups, are you? #teamguts
Chuck rolling out #TTH to Spanish church http://t.co/G7Bq9AcQ
You NIGGAS #TTH