Tweeting Too Hard

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If I was Jewish I'd be atoning for my awesomeness today!
Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Mon Dec 6, 2010 9:56pm UTC – 0 Comments
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RIP Corey Haim. He always called me "The Third Corey."
Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Sun Mar 14, 2010 12:55pm UTC – 0 Comments
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I love Halloween! After making the magic happen 364 days a year it's nice to let somebody else have a turn.
Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:16pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Sometimes my motivational talks are just too effective. Thank God that hostage negotiation team was in the area.
Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Mon Nov 9, 2009 5:38am UTC – 0 Comments
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I love my wife. From the moment I saw her in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and had my PA call her agent I knew she was the one.
Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:54pm UTC – 0 Comments
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I'm back! My mom-in-law passed on while we were away but I was able to work it into some of my seminars. People were moved.
Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Tue Jul 7, 2009 1:17pm UTC – 4 Comments
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Just benchpressed my treadmill. What a workout!
Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Tue Jul 7, 2009 10:21am UTC – 0 Comments
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People don't just love me because I'm a social media rock star. They love me because I inspire them to be more like me.
Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:14pm UTC – 1 Comments
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They should make a National Treasure movie about my abs. They're awe inspiring!
Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:14pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Angry about the #fixreplies issue. People who don't follow me could miss out on pearls of Kochschwinger wisdom.
Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Tue Jun 2, 2009 10:27am UTC – 0 Comments
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The people who say I'm arrogant and shallow don't see me when I'm at home with my wife. Did I mention that she's a former swimsuit model?
Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Sun May 31, 2009 7:47pm UTC – 14 Comments
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Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #genius, #sexy, #awesome
Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Wed May 20, 2009 10:11pm UTC – 0 Comments
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There are only three books you need to read and I wrote two of them.
Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Wed May 20, 2009 7:31pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Bad start to the day. The Segway caught a flat on the way to Starbucks.
Tweet this Tweeted by kochschwinger – Mon May 11, 2009 2:54pm UTC – 2 Comments

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