Tweets by kochschwinger on TweetingTooHard.com http://tweetingtoohard.com/u/kochschwinger TweetingTooHard: Where self-important tweets get the recognition they deserve. en-us hourly 6 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 If I was Jewish I'd be atoning for my awesomeness today! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/24830243994 Mon, 06 Dec 2010 21:56:43 GMT 2010-12-06T21:56:43Z RIP Corey Haim. He always called me "The Third Corey." http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/10276000491 Sun, 14 Mar 2010 12:55:02 GMT 2010-03-14T12:55:02Z I love Halloween! After making the magic happen 364 days a year it's nice to let somebody else have a turn. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5290472503 Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:16:43 GMT 2009-12-13T16:16:43Z Sometimes my motivational talks are just too effective. Thank God that hostage negotiation team was in the area. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3736441587 Mon, 09 Nov 2009 05:38:58 GMT 2009-11-09T05:38:58Z I love my wife. From the moment I saw her in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and had my PA call her agent I knew she was the one. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2514991970 Tue, 14 Jul 2009 12:54:27 GMT 2009-07-14T12:54:27Z I'm back! My mom-in-law passed on while we were away but I was able to work it into some of my seminars. People were moved. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2279760227 Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:17:45 GMT 2009-07-07T13:17:45Z Just benchpressed my treadmill. What a workout! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2017735030 Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:21:33 GMT 2009-07-07T10:21:33Z People don't just love me because I'm a social media rock star. They love me because I inspire them to be more like me. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2118051291 Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:14:30 GMT 2009-06-23T21:14:30Z They should make a National Treasure movie about my abs. They're awe inspiring! http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2076697426 Tue, 23 Jun 2009 21:14:04 GMT 2009-06-23T21:14:04Z Angry about the #fixreplies issue. People who don't follow me could miss out on pearls of Kochschwinger wisdom. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1795807095 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 10:27:41 GMT 2009-06-02T10:27:41Z The people who say I'm arrogant and shallow don't see me when I'm at home with my wife. Did I mention that she's a former swimsuit model? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1949400137 Sun, 31 May 2009 19:47:24 GMT 2009-05-31T19:47:24Z Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #genius, #sexy, #awesome http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1718474675 Wed, 20 May 2009 22:11:28 GMT 2009-05-20T22:11:28Z There are only three books you need to read and I wrote two of them. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1860129315 Wed, 20 May 2009 19:31:13 GMT 2009-05-20T19:31:13Z Bad start to the day. The Segway caught a flat on the way to Starbucks. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1763576458 Mon, 11 May 2009 14:54:20 GMT 2009-05-11T14:54:20Z