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      <title>Sometimes my motivational talks are just too effective. Thank God that hostage negotiation team was in the area.</title>
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      <title>I love my wife. From the moment I saw her in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue and had my PA call her agent I knew she was the one.</title>
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      <title>I'm back! My mom-in-law passed on while we were away but I was able to work it into some of my seminars. People were moved.</title>
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      <title>Just benchpressed my treadmill. What a workout!</title>
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      <title>People don't just love me because I'm a social media rock star. They love me because I inspire them to be more like me.</title>
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      <title>They should make a National Treasure movie about my abs. They're awe inspiring!</title>
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      <title>Angry about the #fixreplies issue. People who don't follow me could miss out on pearls of Kochschwinger wisdom.</title>
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      <title>The people who say I'm arrogant and shallow don't see me when I'm at home with my wife. Did I mention that she's a former swimsuit model?</title>
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      <title>Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #genius, #sexy, #awesome</title>
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      <title>There are only three books you need to read and I wrote two of them.</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 14:31:13 -0500</pubDate>
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      <title>Bad start to the day. The Segway caught a flat on the way to Starbucks.</title>
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