Tweeting Too Hard

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Work, study, eat, sleep, train, fight, fuck, lather, rinse, repeat.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Sun May 6, 2012 4:27am UTC – 0 Comments
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So I've gotten questions about what a bugout bag is and why I tweeted about it. I'm in NYC all the time, team (cont) http://tl.gd/91kpd5
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Tue Mar 1, 2011 12:30pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Up at 4:30, 8 miles of roadwork, crunches, pushups, pulling a 400-lb sled across a snowy field will put hair on your balls. Feeling great.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:24pm UTC – 0 Comments
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My sister asked me how often I wash my sheets. I told her once a year, whether they need it or not. I'm a guy, after all.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:28pm UTC – 0 Comments
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5 big 250#+ men walking in Times Square with kilts, boots & no shirts seems to attract the cops attention. Go figure.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Sun May 9, 2010 1:04am UTC – 0 Comments
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Tho I prefer guys, fucking a chick occasionally keeps my skills polished. And my knob.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Sat Feb 6, 2010 1:48am UTC – 0 Comments
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Out late drinking last night, random dude picks a bar fight. The sound your opponent's nose makes when you break it is very satisfying.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Thu Dec 3, 2009 12:28am UTC – 0 Comments
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Wrecked a newbie at the gym today during initiation, but he stuck it out. Be interesting to see if he comes back.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:01pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Another reason I fuck other men is that if you do it right, you can both watch Sportscenter.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:12am UTC – 0 Comments
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I would fuck bacon if I could. Though come to think of it, there could be a way to do that.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Sun Aug 9, 2009 9:51pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Yeah, I will have my way and I have no problem using my fists to get it. Does that piss you off? Tough shit.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:00am UTC – 2 Comments
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Ran into old high school football coach, had some drinks. Fucking his brains out isn't quite repayment for those two-a-days years ago.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Tue Jul 7, 2009 5:04pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Another reason I fuck guys: guy in the gym at the hotel: "nice definition. big dick?" "yeah. wanna fuck?" "yeah." easy. uncomplicated.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Fri Jul 3, 2009 6:17pm UTC – 2 Comments
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People who say violence never solves anything frequently lack the skills to apply it properly.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Tue Jun 23, 2009 11:39am UTC – 0 Comments
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My partner is still in with this hot chick from MSFT. IM'd him "are you fucking her?" his reply "not yet." Wonder if we'll get discounts?
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Mon Jun 15, 2009 8:41pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Portable leg sling (forttroff.com) was a hit, and I bumped into a buddy from grad school even, didn't get to fuck him, though. Later on.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Sun Jun 14, 2009 2:44pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Sometimes I think I'm the only former Marine who's not a raging bottom.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Sat Jun 13, 2009 7:14pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Hey, I'm a celebrity or something. Cool. Not that my ego needs a boost, but still.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Mon Jun 8, 2009 7:17pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Out all night raising hell, big lunch meeting with potential client, time for a run and a shower. Bullshit and a good suit covers a lot.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Mon Jun 8, 2009 7:16pm UTC – 0 Comments
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I have discovered that the ratio of slack-jawed jizzmops to intelligent life on #TTH is almost as bad as on MMA boards. Almost.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Sun Jun 7, 2009 6:48pm UTC – 0 Comments
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It's not easy being the total package of brains, brawn, and looks, but I bear this burden on my broad shoulders willingly for you all.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Wed Jun 3, 2009 12:56pm UTC – 2 Comments
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Work. Eat. Sleep. Train. Fight. Fuck. The sum total of my life right now. Not complaining. Getting results.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Mon Jun 1, 2009 11:30pm UTC – 0 Comments
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As a result of my training and hard work, I now know five ways to kill a 250-lb man with a spork.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Mon Jun 1, 2009 11:29pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Planning upcoming NFL ticket purchases for the season. A few Panthers games, maybe some Cowboys, Titans, and def. the Super Bowl again.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Mon Jun 1, 2009 11:28pm UTC – 0 Comments
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Kicked ass at racquetball (15-8, 15-6), shower, pancakes, settling in to prep for the rest of the work week. Weights, heavy bag later.
Tweet this Tweeted by mike29401 – Mon Jun 1, 2009 11:28pm UTC – 0 Comments

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