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It's not easy being the total package of brains, brawn, and looks, but I bear this burden on my broad shoulders willingly for you all.
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If you act like a prick in a bar, expect to run up against someone who won't take your shit. NYC is too full of fuckin' Guidos.
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As a result of my training and hard work, I now know five ways to kill a 250-lb man with a spork.
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228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I'd fuck myself if I were flexible enough.
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Work. Eat. Sleep. Train. Fight. Fuck. The sum total of my life right now. Not complaining. Getting results.
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Kicked ass at racquetball (15-8, 15-6), shower, pancakes, settling in to prep for the rest of the work week. Weights, heavy bag later.
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Planning upcoming NFL ticket purchases for the season. A few Panthers games, maybe some Cowboys, Titans, and def. the Super Bowl again.
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Getting ready to interview candidates next week. HR says I can't ask "so, how well do you take a punch?" That involves some paperwork.
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I have discovered that the ratio of slack-jawed jizzmops to intelligent life on #TTH is almost as bad as on MMA boards. Almost.
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Hey, I'm a celebrity or something. Cool. Not that my ego needs a boost, but still.
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Out all night raising hell, big lunch meeting with potential client, time for a run and a shower. Bullshit and a good suit covers a lot.
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Sometimes I think I'm the only former Marine who's not a raging bottom.
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Portable leg sling (forttroff.com) was a hit, and I bumped into a buddy from grad school even, didn't get to fuck him, though. Later on.
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My partner is still in with this hot chick from MSFT. IM'd him "are you fucking her?" his reply "not yet." Wonder if we'll get discounts?
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People who say violence never solves anything frequently lack the skills to apply it properly.
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Ran into old high school football coach, had some drinks. Fucking his brains out isn't quite repayment for those two-a-days years ago.
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Yeah, I will have my way and I have no problem using my fists to get it. Does that piss you off? Tough shit.
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I would fuck bacon if I could. Though come to think of it, there could be a way to do that.
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Another reason I fuck other men is that if you do it right, you can both watch Sportscenter.
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Another reason I fuck guys: guy in the gym at the hotel: "nice definition. big dick?" "yeah. wanna fuck?" "yeah." easy. uncomplicated.
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Wrecked a newbie at the gym today during initiation, but he stuck it out. Be interesting to see if he comes back.
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Out late drinking last night, random dude picks a bar fight. The sound your opponent's nose makes when you break it is very satisfying.
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Tho I prefer guys, fucking a chick occasionally keeps my skills polished. And my knob.
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5 big 250#+ men walking in Times Square with kilts, boots & no shirts seems to attract the cops attention. Go figure.
