mike29401's TweetingTooHard.com feed http://tweetingtoohard.com/u/mike29401 Tweeting Too Hard - Tired of people posting nothing but pretentious tweets about themselves? Give them the recognition they deserve and give the rest of us a good laugh. Tho I prefer guys, fucking a chick occasionally keeps my skills polished. And my knob. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8656952402 Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:48:51 -0600 2010-02-05T19:48:51-06:00 Out late drinking last night, random dude picks a bar fight. The sound your opponent's nose makes when you break it is very satisfying. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/6286534870 Wed, 02 Dec 2009 18:28:09 -0600 2009-12-02T18:28:09-06:00 Wrecked a newbie at the gym today during initiation, but he stuck it out. Be interesting to see if he comes back. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5911269742 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:01:34 -0600 2009-11-21T13:01:34-06:00 Another reason I fuck other men is that if you do it right, you can both watch Sportscenter. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/4015346180 Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:12:30 -0500 2009-09-16T06:12:30-05:00 I would fuck bacon if I could. Though come to think of it, there could be a way to do that. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3207532140 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 16:51:28 -0500 2009-08-09T16:51:28-05:00 Yeah, I will have my way and I have no problem using my fists to get it. Does that piss you off? Tough shit. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2849235908 Tue, 28 Jul 2009 06:00:36 -0500 2009-07-28T06:00:36-05:00 Ran into old high school football coach, had some drinks. Fucking his brains out isn't quite repayment for those two-a-days years ago. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2512687115 Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:04:08 -0500 2009-07-07T12:04:08-05:00 Another reason I fuck guys: guy in the gym at the hotel: "nice definition. big dick?" "yeah. wanna fuck?" "yeah." easy. uncomplicated. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2457552755 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 13:17:59 -0500 2009-07-03T13:17:59-05:00 People who say violence never solves anything frequently lack the skills to apply it properly. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2288632914 Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:39:22 -0500 2009-06-23T06:39:22-05:00 My partner is still in with this hot chick from MSFT. IM'd him "are you fucking her?" his reply "not yet." Wonder if we'll get discounts? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2182673603 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 15:41:34 -0500 2009-06-15T15:41:34-05:00 Portable leg sling (forttroff.com) was a hit, and I bumped into a buddy from grad school even, didn't get to fuck him, though. Later on. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2161819616 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:44:40 -0500 2009-06-14T09:44:40-05:00 Sometimes I think I'm the only former Marine who's not a raging bottom. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2156649704 Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:14:43 -0500 2009-06-13T14:14:43-05:00 Hey, I'm a celebrity or something. Cool. Not that my ego needs a boost, but still. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1996797113 Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:17:08 -0500 2009-06-08T14:17:08-05:00 Out all night raising hell, big lunch meeting with potential client, time for a run and a shower. Bullshit and a good suit covers a lot. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2054169123 Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:16:16 -0500 2009-06-08T14:16:16-05:00 I have discovered that the ratio of slack-jawed jizzmops to intelligent life on #TTH is almost as bad as on MMA boards. Almost. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2064861331 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:48:03 -0500 2009-06-07T13:48:03-05:00 It's not easy being the total package of brains, brawn, and looks, but I bear this burden on my broad shoulders willingly for you all. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2015216102 Wed, 03 Jun 2009 07:56:28 -0500 2009-06-03T07:56:28-05:00 Work. Eat. Sleep. Train. Fight. Fuck. The sum total of my life right now. Not complaining. Getting results. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1846058461 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:30:13 -0500 2009-06-01T18:30:13-05:00 As a result of my training and hard work, I now know five ways to kill a 250-lb man with a spork. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1896456987 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:29:30 -0500 2009-06-01T18:29:30-05:00 Planning upcoming NFL ticket purchases for the season. A few Panthers games, maybe some Cowboys, Titans, and def. the Super Bowl again. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1905131803 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:28:52 -0500 2009-06-01T18:28:52-05:00 Kicked ass at racquetball (15-8, 15-6), shower, pancakes, settling in to prep for the rest of the work week. Weights, heavy bag later. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1912642833 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:28:22 -0500 2009-06-01T18:28:22-05:00 If you act like a prick in a bar, expect to run up against someone who won't take your shit. NYC is too full of fuckin' Guidos. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1973841286 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 18:27:16 -0500 2009-06-01T18:27:16-05:00 Getting ready to interview candidates next week. HR says I can't ask "so, how well do you take a punch?" That involves some paperwork. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1903611125 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 15:51:24 -0500 2009-06-01T15:51:24-05:00 228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I'd fuck myself if I were flexible enough. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1804632532 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 07:07:42 -0500 2009-06-01T07:07:42-05:00