Tweets by mike29401 on TweetingTooHard.com http://tweetingtoohard.com/u/mike29401 TweetingTooHard: Where self-important tweets get the recognition they deserve. en-us hourly 6 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 So I've gotten questions about what a bugout bag is and why I tweeted about it. I'm in NYC all the time, team (cont) http://tl.gd/91kpd5 http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/41993540615675904 Tue, 01 Mar 2011 12:30:06 GMT 2011-03-01T12:30:06Z Up at 4:30, 8 miles of roadwork, crunches, pushups, pulling a 400-lb sled across a snowy field will put hair on your balls. Feeling great. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/20453856412434432 Thu, 30 Dec 2010 12:24:09 GMT 2010-12-30T12:24:09Z My sister asked me how often I wash my sheets. I told her once a year, whether they need it or not. I'm a guy, after all. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3865949505589249 Tue, 16 Nov 2010 12:28:38 GMT 2010-11-16T12:28:38Z 5 big 250#+ men walking in Times Square with kilts, boots & no shirts seems to attract the cops attention. Go figure. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/13635352398 Sun, 09 May 2010 01:04:47 GMT 2010-05-09T01:04:47Z Tho I prefer guys, fucking a chick occasionally keeps my skills polished. And my knob. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/8656952402 Sat, 06 Feb 2010 01:48:51 GMT 2010-02-06T01:48:51Z Out late drinking last night, random dude picks a bar fight. The sound your opponent's nose makes when you break it is very satisfying. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/6286534870 Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:28:09 GMT 2009-12-03T00:28:09Z Wrecked a newbie at the gym today during initiation, but he stuck it out. Be interesting to see if he comes back. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/5911269742 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:01:34 GMT 2009-11-21T19:01:34Z Another reason I fuck other men is that if you do it right, you can both watch Sportscenter. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/4015346180 Wed, 16 Sep 2009 11:12:30 GMT 2009-09-16T11:12:30Z I would fuck bacon if I could. Though come to think of it, there could be a way to do that. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3207532140 Sun, 09 Aug 2009 21:51:28 GMT 2009-08-09T21:51:28Z Yeah, I will have my way and I have no problem using my fists to get it. Does that piss you off? Tough shit. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2849235908 Tue, 28 Jul 2009 11:00:36 GMT 2009-07-28T11:00:36Z Ran into old high school football coach, had some drinks. Fucking his brains out isn't quite repayment for those two-a-days years ago. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2512687115 Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:04:08 GMT 2009-07-07T17:04:08Z Another reason I fuck guys: guy in the gym at the hotel: "nice definition. big dick?" "yeah. wanna fuck?" "yeah." easy. uncomplicated. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2457552755 Fri, 03 Jul 2009 18:17:59 GMT 2009-07-03T18:17:59Z People who say violence never solves anything frequently lack the skills to apply it properly. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2288632914 Tue, 23 Jun 2009 11:39:22 GMT 2009-06-23T11:39:22Z My partner is still in with this hot chick from MSFT. IM'd him "are you fucking her?" his reply "not yet." Wonder if we'll get discounts? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2182673603 Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:41:34 GMT 2009-06-15T20:41:34Z Portable leg sling (forttroff.com) was a hit, and I bumped into a buddy from grad school even, didn't get to fuck him, though. Later on. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2161819616 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 14:44:40 GMT 2009-06-14T14:44:40Z Sometimes I think I'm the only former Marine who's not a raging bottom. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2156649704 Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:14:43 GMT 2009-06-13T19:14:43Z Hey, I'm a celebrity or something. Cool. Not that my ego needs a boost, but still. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1996797113 Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:17:08 GMT 2009-06-08T19:17:08Z Out all night raising hell, big lunch meeting with potential client, time for a run and a shower. Bullshit and a good suit covers a lot. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2054169123 Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:16:16 GMT 2009-06-08T19:16:16Z I have discovered that the ratio of slack-jawed jizzmops to intelligent life on #TTH is almost as bad as on MMA boards. Almost. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2064861331 Sun, 07 Jun 2009 18:48:03 GMT 2009-06-07T18:48:03Z It's not easy being the total package of brains, brawn, and looks, but I bear this burden on my broad shoulders willingly for you all. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2015216102 Wed, 03 Jun 2009 12:56:28 GMT 2009-06-03T12:56:28Z Work. Eat. Sleep. Train. Fight. Fuck. The sum total of my life right now. Not complaining. Getting results. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1846058461 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:30:13 GMT 2009-06-01T23:30:13Z As a result of my training and hard work, I now know five ways to kill a 250-lb man with a spork. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1896456987 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:29:30 GMT 2009-06-01T23:29:30Z Planning upcoming NFL ticket purchases for the season. A few Panthers games, maybe some Cowboys, Titans, and def. the Super Bowl again. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1905131803 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:28:52 GMT 2009-06-01T23:28:52Z Kicked ass at racquetball (15-8, 15-6), shower, pancakes, settling in to prep for the rest of the work week. Weights, heavy bag later. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1912642833 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:28:22 GMT 2009-06-01T23:28:22Z If you act like a prick in a bar, expect to run up against someone who won't take your shit. NYC is too full of fuckin' Guidos. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/1973841286 Mon, 01 Jun 2009 23:27:16 GMT 2009-06-01T23:27:16Z