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    I've noticed that Twitter doesn't really become interesting to me until America wakes up. Before that, it's just chatter.

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    One by one, I seem to be winning over my detractors. Alarming, but comforting. I'm calling it progress. Fair few left, of course...

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    These young people, furtively clutching each other under the table over pizza and the second cheapest wine on the menu. Fucking idiots.

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    Why is everyone in the technology industry so completely illiterate?

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    There are only two people on Twitter who can get away with retweeting themselves. Can you guess who the other one is?

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    @mintmark No. "Truth" is whether people agree with me or not.

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    People have been asking me the secret of my Twitter success. Simple. I ask myself "Would this make TweetingTooHard.com?" If yes, I tweet it.

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    Every time someone famous dies, I get 5 DMs asking if I'm "planning anything".

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    It just struck me that all the people who give me a really hard time on the London tech scene are, without exception, extremely ugly.

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    It's great when you look in the mirror, even after a hard day's work, and think: "Yeah, I'd tap that."

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    @ajkeen I know. But Twitter, TweetDeck etc. ought to recommend genuinely interesting people like me and @1938media.

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    I always evade punishment. It's my eyes. And maybe my ass.

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    Why bother unfollowing me when I KNOW you read everything I tweet?

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    You should not try to be friends with everyone. You will end up being friends with no one.

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    RT @mariguinle: @yiannopoulos Yeah you... We want a clone of you to organize tributes here LOL #moonwalk

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    Going to bed with a copy of the August 2009 Pepperdine Private Capital Markets Project Survey Report.

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