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I've noticed that Twitter doesn't really become interesting to me until America wakes up. Before that, it's just chatter.
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One by one, I seem to be winning over my detractors. Alarming, but comforting. I'm calling it progress. Fair few left, of course...
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These young people, furtively clutching each other under the table over pizza and the second cheapest wine on the menu. Fucking idiots.
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Why is everyone in the technology industry so completely illiterate?
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There are only two people on Twitter who can get away with retweeting themselves. Can you guess who the other one is?
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@mintmark No. "Truth" is whether people agree with me or not.
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People have been asking me the secret of my Twitter success. Simple. I ask myself "Would this make TweetingTooHard.com?" If yes, I tweet it.
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Every time someone famous dies, I get 5 DMs asking if I'm "planning anything".
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It just struck me that all the people who give me a really hard time on the London tech scene are, without exception, extremely ugly.
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It's great when you look in the mirror, even after a hard day's work, and think: "Yeah, I'd tap that."
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@ajkeen I know. But Twitter, TweetDeck etc. ought to recommend genuinely interesting people like me and @1938media.
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I always evade punishment. It's my eyes. And maybe my ass.
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Why bother unfollowing me when I KNOW you read everything I tweet?
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You should not try to be friends with everyone. You will end up being friends with no one.
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RT @mariguinle: @yiannopoulos Yeah you... We want a clone of you to organize tributes here LOL #moonwalk
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Going to bed with a copy of the August 2009 Pepperdine Private Capital Markets Project Survey Report.