Tweets by yiannopoulos on TweetingTooHard.com http://tweetingtoohard.com/u/yiannopoulos TweetingTooHard: Where self-important tweets get the recognition they deserve. en-us hourly 6 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 RT @mariguinle: @yiannopoulos Yeah you... We want a clone of you to organize tributes here LOL #moonwalk http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3372096970 Tue, 18 Aug 2009 08:50:28 GMT 2009-08-18T08:50:28Z Going to bed with a copy of the August 2009 Pepperdine Private Capital Markets Project Survey Report. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3372206243 Tue, 18 Aug 2009 08:50:07 GMT 2009-08-18T08:50:07Z You should not try to be friends with everyone. You will end up being friends with no one. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3359256382 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:07:36 GMT 2009-08-17T13:07:36Z I always evade punishment. It's my eyes. And maybe my ass. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3305421844 Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:49:28 GMT 2009-08-14T10:49:28Z Why is everyone in the technology industry so completely illiterate? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3284633090 Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:39:29 GMT 2009-08-13T11:39:29Z Why bother unfollowing me when I KNOW you read everything I tweet? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3282752801 Thu, 13 Aug 2009 08:09:02 GMT 2009-08-13T08:09:02Z It's great when you look in the mirror, even after a hard day's work, and think: "Yeah, I'd tap that." http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2661310675 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:26:11 GMT 2009-08-12T00:26:11Z @ajkeen I know. But Twitter, TweetDeck etc. ought to recommend genuinely interesting people like me and @1938media. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3251658312 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:39:35 GMT 2009-08-11T20:39:35Z Every time someone famous dies, I get 5 DMs asking if I'm "planning anything". http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3178409574 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:57:58 GMT 2009-08-07T14:57:58Z It just struck me that all the people who give me a really hard time on the London tech scene are, without exception, extremely ugly. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3173185999 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 07:49:09 GMT 2009-08-07T07:49:09Z People have been asking me the secret of my Twitter success. Simple. I ask myself "Would this make TweetingTooHard.com?" If yes, I tweet it. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3167209868 Fri, 07 Aug 2009 07:48:22 GMT 2009-08-07T07:48:22Z @mintmark No. "Truth" is whether people agree with me or not. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3158475670 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 02:33:37 GMT 2009-08-06T02:33:37Z There are only two people on Twitter who can get away with retweeting themselves. Can you guess who the other one is? http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3158041437 Thu, 06 Aug 2009 02:03:14 GMT 2009-08-06T02:03:14Z These young people, furtively clutching each other under the table over pizza and the second cheapest wine on the menu. Fucking idiots. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3076313976 Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:17:18 GMT 2009-08-02T13:17:18Z One by one, I seem to be winning over my detractors. Alarming, but comforting. I'm calling it progress. Fair few left, of course... http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/3075607456 Sat, 01 Aug 2009 20:58:19 GMT 2009-08-01T20:58:19Z I've noticed that Twitter doesn't really become interesting to me until America wakes up. Before that, it's just chatter. http://tweetingtoohard.com/t/2928615568 Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:40:20 GMT 2009-07-30T11:40:20Z