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  • 4,194 total points
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    I gave my cleaning lady a raise today, even though she didn't ask, as my own little contribution to fighting the recession.
    108 tweets by brettschulte totaling 4,194 points of self-importance
  • 3,737 total points
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    OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me
    19 tweets by babesmcphee totaling 3,737 points of self-importance
  • 3,282 total points
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    Girl at the gym was checking me out, I could tell she wanted me. A Philly 8, but she had sweaty arm pits. I don't date girls that sweat.
    75 tweets by ArthurKadeInc totaling 3,282 points of self-importance
  • 1,754 total points
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    I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't.
    24 tweets by JohnCMayer totaling 1,754 points of self-importance
  • 1,672 total points
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    The people who say I'm arrogant and shallow don't see me when I'm at home with my wife. Did I mention that she's a former swimsuit model?
    14 tweets by kochschwinger totaling 1,672 points of self-importance
  • 1,599 total points
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    fan belt light came on in the 911 so now I'm driving the Cayenne Turbo S - the backup, backup car. Trying not to think about the Tesla...
    55 tweets by joshuabaer totaling 1,599 points of self-importance
  • 1,338 total points
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    Went to the gym this morning. As I left, everyone said I was the best!
    2 tweets by serafinowicz totaling 1,338 points of self-importance
  • 1,248 total points
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    LOL. Which one of you lesser people put me on "tweetingtoohard.com"? *pout*
    31 tweets by Fiona_of_Toorak totaling 1,248 points of self-importance
  • 1,242 total points
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    228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I'd fuck myself if I were flexible enough.
    28 tweets by mike29401 totaling 1,242 points of self-importance
  • 1,240 total points
    Most important moment:
    Imsoooopretty.
    47 tweets by LisaBarone totaling 1,240 points of self-importance
  • 1,105 total points
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    it makes me sad, the more I have success the more people don't like me....
    4 tweets by iamsammis totaling 1,105 points of self-importance
  • 1,097 total points
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    I make multi-million $ decisions on a regular basis -- why is it soooo difficult to decide what to do with my hair?
    2 tweets by MKReflections totaling 1,097 points of self-importance
  • 1,095 total points
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    Fucked up the Benz today! 2nd car in a month! Its ok tho sushi & sake with my bestie roxy!
    5 tweets by chanelwestcoast totaling 1,095 points of self-importance
  • 820 total points
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    Can you imagine having such an empty life that HOUSEWORK plays a part in it?
    44 tweets by nero totaling 820 points of self-importance
  • 806 total points
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    Look, Im not saying Im better at tweeting than you, Im just saying.. 120 people care what i say, about 30 care what you say @MatthewDonnelly
    3 tweets by EeskeeMO totaling 806 points of self-importance
  • 749 total points
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    All the girls wanna fuck me, and all the guys wanna be ,or have a beer with me. Those are my fucking social media credentials.
    37 tweets by 1938media totaling 749 points of self-importance
  • 703 total points
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    A great business man once said: "The more money you have, the better person you are." That great business man was me.
    5 tweets by MikeyBoyBrown totaling 703 points of self-importance
  • 673 total points
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    @wildbill I don't get it either. Who pushes out more interesting links AND interacts more than me on Twitter?
    5 tweets by guykawasaki totaling 673 points of self-importance
  • 637 total points
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    Watching a LOT of fashion mistakes go past whilst waiting for the bus. This is why I don't use public transport.
    1 tweets by SonaliT totaling 637 points of self-importance
  • 593 total points
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    Great, now any douchebag with $1199 can say they have a MacBook Pro. Not backing this.
    21 tweets by ozskier totaling 593 points of self-importance
  • 536 total points
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    If you're Following 1,000+ people including moi, I might suggest sending moi an @ mention before I BLOCK you. How's that? Talk to me.
    21 tweets by pageoneresults totaling 536 points of self-importance
  • 521 total points
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    I have 53 more pages to read on The Swiss Courier galleys. The book is hard to put down ... even when I wrote it!
    4 tweets by triciagoyer totaling 521 points of self-importance
  • 513 total points
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    I'm sedentary and eat mostly cereal, yet my abs look like I do sit-ups 3 hours a day. WTF? Viking genes never cease to amaze and endow.
    9 tweets by bllix totaling 513 points of self-importance
  • 510 total points
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    Off to lunch with the ex soon. My breakups are always dramatic but then my ex's always become my BFFs. Guess no one can quit me. :0)
    18 tweets by efriedland totaling 510 points of self-importance
  • 510 total points
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    I have a wife who's beautiful, a Mac & iPhone user, developer, gamer, Trekkie, and a fucking D-cup. Compromising is for other people.
    12 tweets by mattgemmell totaling 510 points of self-importance
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