Waiter just said he thought I was Cameron Diaz. #epicwin
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.@Kelly_Clarkson and I tweeted the exact same thing today (almost). Weird. Mine: http://t.co/mlFCdFNm Hers: http://t.co/7FwJdy3i
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As I search for a few "just 'cause" gifts, I can't stop finding things I want.
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#WeAllHaveThat pair of pajamas that manage to give you an ultimate wedgie during the night causing you to wake up several times.....
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The last two seconds of the Fleet Foxes @ACLTV taping is my face. Neat!
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Why do I always say "hi" first? When did people start believing they were better then me? My parents taught me well. Thank you.
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Greatest moment of my career was being attacked by the biggest names in journalism - when I knew I was right, and ppl who mattered knew too.
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I woke up in a bad mood but having just jumped Rayef and bought myself a pair of Louboutins... I'm now in the best mood :)
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If you look really close at the top photo in this Bon Apetit article about the new Il Buco that's me having coffee. http://t.co/sBHQKvR3
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Planning world domination through social media for an amazing rock and roll brand #socialmedia
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Summer School Gründungsmanagement vom 13. bis 24 August in Bochum. Preise bleiben konstant! Ab sofort anmelden unter: http://t.co/G4ZcJ6rK
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Just finished his 15th implementation of Microsoft Dynamics CRM. Wow what a ride!
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People giving me quizzical looks as I speak kreyol on the phone on the city bus #Haiti #Seattle
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@KathyDaltonSLC @chookooloonks Hate the "Dear Mom" greeting, as well as "Dear Influential Blogger". Or the dreaded "To Whom It May Concern."
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Jeeez. Never done this. Searched for videos of me on Youtube. Hundreds came up! (thinkin youtube is gonna be big..) http://t.co/ktUMw8ps
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According to twitter I am simialr to @BradBurton - My status as sex god is confirmed
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@yushkalia is the 1,000th person for me to follow... Does this mean he owes me cake? :)
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IDGAF if you unfollow me!
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Latenight observations: I used to have a nice ass. :D
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can't decide if i should get out of bed to go to the bathroom or not... #collegelife
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Why is this nigga tryna jerk/cat daddy battle me? I hate niggas.
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Never thought it'd be so difficult to find a caterer for coffee in #NYC!
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A casket company simply cannot compete with its counterparts even though it offers the best deal: buy one get one free.
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I need more twitter followers, because I am interesting!
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Can you use twitter to get dates in Dallas? Hehe
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Twittersphere #tth
@chadsevers11 out at the ballpark...same Elvis Presley thing...#tth #nowplaying
Courage...it couldn't come at a worse time #TTH
@kmavii you're tweeting too hard for them..they're intimidated. no one can help you now
You're all tweeting too hard this morning. I can't keep up. It's all too much.