I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't.
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@chadsevers11 out at the ballpark...same Elvis Presley thing...#tth #nowplaying
Courage...it couldn't come at a worse time #TTH
@kmavii you're tweeting too hard for them..they're intimidated. no one can help you now
You're all tweeting too hard this morning. I can't keep up. It's all too much.
Haha, John Mayer was made for TTH :) So great, heh
Written by big_love –I hear that he's going to write a tell all book about his romances. This guy can barely write a complete sentence.
Written by keithaxelrod –I don't think this is TTH, I think he's right. Funny how people see this differently?
Written by brettschulte –He is right. Vaguely arrogant, though. Vaguely.
Written by Eleopteryx –Well, he is right. And rich people are rich. But do they need to flaunt it in a public forum? No. He did it because he likes the attention and backlash he gets from being so pompous as to say it publicly. We all KNOW he's right. But we definitely don't need him to tell us. Well, some of us :P
Written by big_love –He's so damn right. Like, he nails it. Pick any of his dates, and I would walk up and just vomit on my shoe or something. Regardless, it sucks that he made that part of my social ineptitude so completely obvious to me.
Written by krazyken04 –My fantasy girl is an elf. You can have her.
Written by AleksMicovic –well he's right
Written by Dontmatta –John Mayer is a dude?
Written by IlDente –What is the point of having a fantasy girl when your dating it? Obvious he is gonna cheat on her.
Written by Marijn1 –aww, poor guy. i won't hate him, he can count on that
Written by iateyourgranny –You fucked Miss June, 1964? You're fuckin sick dude. She has a bad hip.
Written by DaveMc28 –I would say most of his tweets aren't TTH, because most of the time he's joking (and people don't get it). He's likely serious about this, but it's true either way.
Written by dev –@brettschulte LOL you just cant stop stickin up for the douches here on TTH. Didnt you get enough attention from your 1500 back-pack tweet?
Written by SamRollin –lol back pat*
Written by SamRollin –poor dudes, they should get a life... fortunately enough, many other dudes are dating their own fantasy girl
Written by BloodyLynn –Love him or not, that's pretty funny...
Written by stevegruiz –He's right & funny...yet still a pompous ass. I hate him because I want better for those women than Mayer-douche.
Written by aaronmiller8 –Little did he know, it was all just HIS fantasy
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