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   I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't.

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3. Comments: (15 so far)
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   Haha, John Mayer was made for TTH :) So great, heh

   @big_love — Permalink

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   I hear that he's going to write a tell all book about his romances. This guy can barely write a complete sentence.

   @keithaxelrod — Permalink

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   I don't think this is TTH, I think he's right. Funny how people see this differently?

   @brettschulte — Permalink

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   He is right. Vaguely arrogant, though. Vaguely.

   @Eleopteryx — Permalink

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   Well, he is right. And rich people are rich. But do they need to flaunt it in a public forum? No. He did it because he likes the attention and backlash he gets from being so pompous as to say it publicly. We all KNOW he's right. But we definitely don't need him to tell us. Well, some of us :P

   @big_love — Permalink

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   He's so damn right. Like, he nails it. Pick any of his dates, and I would walk up and just vomit on my shoe or something. Regardless, it sucks that he made that part of my social ineptitude so completely obvious to me.

   @krazyken04 — Permalink

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    My fantasy girl is an elf. You can have her.

    @AleksMicovic — Permalink

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    well he's right

    @Dontmatta — Permalink

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    John Mayer is a dude?

    @IlDente — Permalink

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    What is the point of having a fantasy girl when your dating it? Obvious he is gonna cheat on her.

    @Marijn1 — Permalink

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    aww, poor guy. i won't hate him, he can count on that

    @iateyourgranny — Permalink

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    You fucked Miss June, 1964? You're fuckin sick dude. She has a bad hip.

    @DaveMc28 — Permalink

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    I would say most of his tweets aren't TTH, because most of the time he's joking (and people don't get it). He's likely serious about this, but it's true either way.

    @dev — Permalink

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    @brettschulte LOL you just cant stop stickin up for the douches here on TTH. Didnt you get enough attention from your 1500 back-pack tweet?

    @SamRollin — Permalink

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    lol back pat*

    @SamRollin — Permalink

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    poor dudes, they should get a life... fortunately enough, many other dudes are dating their own fantasy girl

    @BloodyLynn — Permalink