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   The people who say I'm arrogant and shallow don't see me when I'm at home with my wife. Did I mention that she's a former swimsuit model?

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   "Former"?

   @Eleopteryx — Permalink

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   After the accident she couldn't model no more... Not even hand model...

   @loeffe — Permalink

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   please do not procreate

   @thisisatwitta — Permalink

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   This guy is trolling right? No one could read this and think he is being serious, right?

   @defroster — Permalink

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   Trolling is so integral to the internet nowadays I don't know how to feel about anything anymore.

   @Eleopteryx — Permalink

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   I looked at his twitter stream this guy is the biggest douchebag EVAH!

   @darting — Permalink

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    This account is just a fake douchebag account. All his tweets are way over the top

    @DavidDCain — Permalink

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    Everything about this reads like a joke and probably is.

    @Babylonian — Permalink

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    Did he mention that she modeled plus-size swimsuits?

    @jacobmorse — Permalink

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    They, unfortunately, have to wear swimsuits too @jacob, heheh.

    @krazyken04 — Permalink

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    koch schwinger. how. clever.

    @TheKm — Permalink

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    Take a look at his bio and his tweets. This guy is an obvious joke account. Because of this, I'm going to get daily device updates from him. Also, what's with all the "spam" in this comments page?

    @Yaanu — Permalink

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    @Yaanu, we've corrected the "spam" issue. People were abusing it to hide comments they didn't like. Now they'll just have to endure them!

    @jacobmorse — Permalink

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    this has GOT to be sarcasm

    @iateyourgranny — Permalink