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OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me
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fan belt light came on in the 911 so now I'm driving the Cayenne Turbo S - the backup, backup car. Trying not to think about the Tesla...
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it makes me sad, the more I have success the more people don't like me....
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I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't.
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I gave my cleaning lady a raise today, even though she didn't ask, as my own little contribution to fighting the recession.
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Went to the gym this morning. As I left, everyone said I was the best!
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I make multi-million $ decisions on a regular basis -- why is it soooo difficult to decide what to do with my hair?
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228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I'd fuck myself if I were flexible enough.
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The people who say I'm arrogant and shallow don't see me when I'm at home with my wife. Did I mention that she's a former swimsuit model?
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Fucked up the Benz today! 2nd car in a month! Its ok tho sushi & sake with my bestie roxy!