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    babesmcphee profile picture

    OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me

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    joshuabaer profile picture

    fan belt light came on in the 911 so now I'm driving the Cayenne Turbo S - the backup, backup car. Trying not to think about the Tesla...

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    iamsammis profile picture

    it makes me sad, the more I have success the more people don't like me....

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    JohnCMayer profile picture

    I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn't.

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    brettschulte profile picture

    I gave my cleaning lady a raise today, even though she didn't ask, as my own little contribution to fighting the recession.

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    serafinowicz profile picture

    Went to the gym this morning. As I left, everyone said I was the best!

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    MKReflections profile picture

    I make multi-million $ decisions on a regular basis -- why is it soooo difficult to decide what to do with my hair?

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    mike29401 profile picture

    228 this morning. Rock-hard abs. Looking good. I'd fuck myself if I were flexible enough.

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    kochschwinger profile picture

    The people who say I'm arrogant and shallow don't see me when I'm at home with my wife. Did I mention that she's a former swimsuit model?

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    chanelwestcoast profile picture

    Fucked up the Benz today! 2nd car in a month! Its ok tho sushi & sake with my bestie roxy!

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